June 28, 2004
damn, that's an ugly sweater


spoony | from inside the mind of krix at June 28, 2004 02:37 PM .

What sweater? DAYAM.

Oh. Look likes on of those velour jobs you get from grandma. Nice model though.

Posted by: Chianti on June 28, 2004 03:14 PM

What Chianti said...I really didn't notice the sweater, heee. I was too busy sweating...and looking at those tasty hockey thighs..sighs...

Posted by: Nudel on June 28, 2004 03:39 PM

No it ain't!

I love it. It fits him in all the right [tight] places...

Posted by: Keanuette on June 28, 2004 03:51 PM

It needs to come off of him right away.

Posted by: krix on June 28, 2004 04:00 PM

That sweater wouldn't look SO bad on my bed! Of course neither would Keanu himself!

Posted by: Allison on June 28, 2004 04:13 PM

that sweater is THE cutest!!! m y sweaters on the other hand... ))))))) that's ok... i got keanu a couple more just like it... and a few shirts too... oh maaaannn!!!!... they're w a i t i n g for him!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: wanda on June 28, 2004 04:34 PM

*thinking thinking* come to think of it... that looks like a guy who would wear any sweater you(or your mom) got him just to make you happy... all right... maybe he'd just put it on... once...(just so you could take it off... ohhhh!!!)and say... that's nice dear(honey/sweetiepie/sweetpotatopie/blueberryshortcake/mygoldendragonhoneybun...etc...)... 'are there any more like that for me'!!!!??.... (uh... yeah...)innocently!!!! 'what have you done, darling'....!!!???
....a n d that looks like stable-guy-dad man... all straight lines and geometry...it's a conservative bohemian sweater...that guy means business... that guy knows where to 'draw the line'...he has a firm, strong hand with the kids (not to mention with his woman)).......that guy i s keanu... da-de du-de.... check him out man and don't @%##$% with the da-de!!!!! he is highly trained. oooooh yes. i see it dear... the velour/velvet thing...and love that white undershirt layer look.....
there will be cooperation... with love....
cross this line...dude....
there'll be no talking to the hand...there will be intervention...omg...
a shield...

just some random musings and thoughts.

Posted by: wanda on June 28, 2004 05:41 PM

This is what I think it looks like:
It looks like his granmother's gave him a sweater that was 70% off at the store because Spiderman went and attacked it with webs. He's wearing it just to be a good sport, but someone caught one quick shot of him in the bathroom mirror, while he was expressing how unhappy he actually was wearing it.

Posted by: cornflakes on June 28, 2004 06:26 PM

whoops i didn't mean to type how unhappy he actually was wearing it, I meant how he actually felt wearing that sweatshirt. He's thinking- what the hell?

Posted by: cornflakes on June 28, 2004 06:28 PM

I wanna play tic tac toe on his chest.

If I win he takes the sweater off.

If he wins, I get to wear the sweater.

Either way I win.

Posted by: Tyler on June 28, 2004 07:02 PM

they have spots not stripes...

Posted by: wanda on June 28, 2004 07:07 PM

definately... sweater -off-check!
he may be cool breeze... but he's making me hot just looking at him...check!!!!!!

Posted by: wanda on June 28, 2004 07:46 PM

and did you click on that pic for the totally hot other photo's...wow.... the beautiful people!!!!! are beautiful!

Posted by: wanda on June 28, 2004 07:48 PM

He can wear anything he likes...
but I'd like to see him wear... nothing!
If I can't have the real thing,
a set of these'd do... on my wall, 27''x40''.

Posted by: Niobe on June 28, 2004 09:34 PM

Ke: You dissing my sweater?!?? I'm warning you ... don't make me get up!

Posted by: sta-cie on June 28, 2004 11:38 PM

krix: "Bring it, Dr. Huxtable."

Posted by: krix on June 28, 2004 11:42 PM

Ke: I'm warning you ... my muscles might pop outta this sweater like the incredible hulk!

Posted by: sta-cie on June 29, 2004 02:33 AM


Posted by: Nudel on June 29, 2004 04:08 AM

I see it the same way Niobe.

Posted by: shelz on June 29, 2004 06:50 AM

Ke: Er, I meant the Incredible HUNK!

Posted by: sta-cie on June 29, 2004 07:45 AM

Ugh! I think my dad had something like that in the '70s when I was really little...

*steals photo album from sister, looks through it*


Is it bad if your favorite 'cake has the same fashion sense as your dad? Maybe I should ask my therapist.

Posted by: Tabitha on June 29, 2004 08:44 AM

I wanted to say "Hey! Who let Ben Affleck in here???!!!
What's with the goatee??
When do these date from - anyone know?

I DO like the others - especially the laughing one.

Posted by: krissy on June 29, 2004 10:37 AM

Am I weird? I love the sweater. And I love the thighs. And I love the picture. *goofy smile*

Posted by: Zen on June 29, 2004 01:59 PM

Sweater... What sweater?? Oh, that sweater. Yeah I agree krix, it's oo-GLAY.

Damn, those are a hot pair of black pants =D

Posted by: Jonna on June 29, 2004 03:14 PM

Looks to be post Constantine a few weeks. The whole beard is there (see other pics.) I'm suspecting they are part of some upcoming feature in a major mag (I'm gonna guess Esquire, just because he was on GQ recently; or at least a Vanity Fair-type) that will come out before Constantine in February. Just a guess from my marketing-brainwashed mind ;)

Posted by: Chianti on June 29, 2004 03:19 PM

I love what's inside the sweater.*melts*

Posted by: shelz on June 29, 2004 03:44 PM

Yea i agree, the sweater needs to come off but the pants make up for it. Well, could someone tell me if he's in a mag? I never can find him in one, besides this one time when I found a teeny picture of him next to a movie magazine with the teeny caption "The matrix" under it...

Posted by: cornflakes on June 29, 2004 04:43 PM

Ditto - all you guys!

Ke, he look damn fine... all o de time!

and if that dont make you horny?
(Well you wouldn't be drooling all over your keyboard right now)


Posted by: virgo on June 30, 2004 02:39 AM

Maybe Keanu is trying to scare his fans? ;)

It would a whole lot more to scare this fan. :D

Posted by: jeanna on June 30, 2004 05:33 AM

You could put KR in a plastic K-Mart shopping bag and he'd still look good..

Great pics!!

Posted by: Catz on June 30, 2004 09:18 PM
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