May 07, 2004
Keanu Interchange of the Beta Fuse

my love for the neck beard is waning

The Slogan Generator posted by Jade in yesterday's comments sure had some interesting and inspiring results.

My favorite has to be...

There's no wrong way to eat a Keanu

Not nearly as fun but in the same spirit, is which spits out some quirky combos suitable for use as band names, song titles (or...hmmm...perhaps blog entry titles?), based on your custom word choice, which is...of this case, Keanu.

and my favorite for some reason: it wahs | from inside the mind of krix at May 07, 2004 11:44 AM .

...he'd never make the UBP cut no matter how many people detest the beard!

Posted by: Niobe on May 7, 2004 01:43 PM

Extreme bass website coolness. "A place for those who love the low end..."
I' also lovin' the Gatsby hats with the bass clef. Way cool.

Posted by: Rhonda on May 7, 2004 01:51 PM

*Does the Keanuvision-*tm* sprocket-dance*

-Even though she has no idea what a 'sprocket' actually is! I hope it's something that involves cool stances, throwing the goat, and lots of booty-shaking! :-)

*Put your right sprocket in, and your left sprocket out, in, out, and shake it all about* :-D

Posted by: Julie! on May 7, 2004 03:04 PM


Posted by: krix on May 7, 2004 03:07 PM

Bwahahahahahaha! According to the babblefish-site (language-translator) where I just went to, sprocket means tooth!
*dissolves into a giggling fit*
I'm sorry for throwing my teeth around in a rhytmical way *snicker*
Ow man! *wipes laughing tears off her face* :-D

Posted by: Julie! on May 7, 2004 03:10 PM

OMG, it's even worse!!!!! I didn't see your link, LOL!!!!

*off to get something for her belly-pains* :-D

Posted by: Julie! on May 7, 2004 03:12 PM

Evil Keanu. Hmm... I'd like to pretend I've never contemplated this possibility, but we'd all know I was lying.

Posted by: Smit too on May 7, 2004 03:27 PM

Think you're laughing hard now, get this...

When I typed it in I got "Keanu Orgasm"...for real, I ain't lyin'! LOL!

...I also got "Eligible for the Bass"

*holds up right hand* It's the truth I swear it!!!

Posted by: shelz on May 7, 2004 03:49 PM

acid keanu . . .

Posted by: helbug on May 7, 2004 03:55 PM

So funny guys. Julie you had me rolling around on the floor! Thank's everyone, I needed that

Posted by: rhyanhan on May 7, 2004 04:32 PM

Keanu orgasm! *lets out a high-pitched fake orgasmic moan like the ones from those stupid Herbal Essences commercial*



*gets weird looks from everyone*

LOL Oops! *blushes* Sorry. I was practicing my lines for my pretend Keanu movie. =D I blame you shelz for my out-of-controlness!

Posted by: Jonna on May 7, 2004 04:39 PM

Evil Keanu and Keanu Malice sounds like a good names for a band.

My output is as follows

Scorn of the Keanu Memory
Esoteric Keanu [That's us dude]
Keanu Tarantula
Insane Keanu
Keanu Innuendo [or Keanuendo for short]
Keanu Friendship
Beloved Universal [Lovely]
Keanu of the County
Concentric Keanu
Defaulted Keanu
Astute Keanu and the Promised Armadillo
Getting Keanu [We'd all like to do that!]
Keanu of the #7 [Coolness]
Alternate Keanu
Keanu of the Statement
Keanu Spectacle
Pudding Keanu
Deluxe Keanu and the Bushy Sofa
Two-bit Keanu [LMAO]
Keanu Ufo [Keanufo for short]
Keanu Scream
Greased Keanu
Keanu Quasar
Insatiable Keanu
Keanu Midget [has scary thoughts about Metal Skool's last gig]

Thanks for the links

Posted by: Keanuette on May 7, 2004 05:04 PM

I can live without the neck beard, but I love what's happening with the hair here.

Posted by: Zen on May 7, 2004 07:04 PM

*Keanuvision has given this thread an R rating*

Jonna...K was kind to provide you with a little "Greased Keanu" and/or some "Keanu Scream" to go with that er, um...


Help!! My virgin eyes...I can't read this site anymore!!!

Posted by: shelz on May 7, 2004 07:10 PM

ok i couldnt stop playin with the slogan-thingie sorry heh

heres a few more i got with Keanus name

It's Just For Me And My Keanu.

All You Need is a Keanu and a Dream.

Stop. Go. Keanu.

The Keanu That Refreshes.

Have a Keanu and Smile.

Splash Keanu All Over.

A Keanu A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.

If You Can't Beat Keanu, Join Keanu.

Splash Keanu All Over.

Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Keanu.


i swear me and my girlies sat there typing in every name we could think of, very addicting

Posted by: Dawni on May 7, 2004 09:58 PM

Ahahahaha, I was gonna post that site on my blog also. Here is some of the names I got:
Keanu Inch - I hope not (o.O)
Keanu Shrimp - Extra Spicy
Keanu Capacitor - ?
Corky Keanu
First Class Keanu of the Dusty Fixture - & I like it that way
Keanu Runaway - Hell yea!
Keanu Bar - I'd be there every night
Keanu Halo - For Good Girls Everywhere
Keanu Haze - which I always seem to be in.
Plaid Keanu - As opposed to Polka Dot Keanu
Keanu Cafe - The new name of my Future Website (Don't Steal it)
Keanu Sixty - & still damn Sexy
Keanu Sexy - LOL, I just made this one up

That is so fun.

Posted by: Keana on May 8, 2004 03:21 AM


Seems I've started a revolution here with the slogan fun.

Thnx for the mention Krix, glad ya'll enjoyed it!

p.s: Neckbeards kill.

Posted by: Jade on May 8, 2004 09:27 AM

i really like... keanu alignment and
See the Keanu. Feel the shine. and also esoteric keanu...

Posted by: wanda on May 8, 2004 10:24 AM

"If you can't beat him, join him."

Honest to Pete, it might be the only way! LOL!

Posted by: shelz on May 8, 2004 10:53 AM

Fill It To The Rim With Keanu Reeves.
Seems like a nice thing to do.

Posted by: Chianti on May 8, 2004 01:48 PM

Here... I just made this one up in my head right now!.... Reevesey Breezey for that 'Love is in the Air' fresh clean scent! OMG!!!

Posted by: Keanuette on May 8, 2004 02:25 PM

LOL Nettie! The "breezey" part is quite appropriate for Mr. Cool Breeze.

Posted by: Chianti on May 8, 2004 04:23 PM

WOW... I finally dreamt with Keanu in it- I usually can't for some reason.
In the dream, I got his cell phone number (tho i don't think he has 1) for some reason, and I called him. It was so real too, and so he picked up and didn't really seem pissed off I called him. Then, I said sorry to bother you, but ...something i can't remember. And then he answered for some reason "yea, beckyband's pretty good". So we chatted about beckyband for the longest time, and then I was thinking- I can't wait to chat w/ people on KeanuVision! Lol

Posted by: cornflakes on May 8, 2004 05:17 PM

"Dreamy" for me!

Posted by: shelz on May 8, 2004 05:33 PM

Come on, gals! It isnŽt necessary to go to that link, we already know what weŽll get anytime, definitely:
Keanu Vision
by the way, ...from your fresh Europe Union citizen *cough*

Posted by: vika on May 8, 2004 06:03 PM

Very quirky, definitely interesting results:

Keanu Lunch
Keanu Variety
Lance Sexy - Don’t know where the Lance came from, but the Sexy =just too a propos
Constantly Keanu
Keanu Resin
Adverse Keanu
Poppin Keanu
Keanu Vivid
Keanu Angle
Keanu Gig
Keanu Transformer -
Persuasive Keanu
Keanu Council
Large Keanu
Keanu Dilemma
Keanu Aisle

Posted by: phoenix IX on May 8, 2004 10:00 PM

LOL @ Keanu Dilemma! Hee ... this is fun! Here's some of the names I generated ...

Keanu Cavity and the Creep ~ say what?
Keanu of the Pistol ~ Sex Pistol loving Keanu
Keanu Preacher ~ I'm born again!
Keanu Origin ~ where love begins
Unforgiving Keanu ~ I need to be disciplined
Keanu Damage ~ he's ruined me for anyone else
Nitro Keanu ~ he's very explosive
Keanu Quasar ~ he's outta this world!
Keanu Death and the Gentle Compassion
Keanu Minion ~ that would be me
Hot Pink Keanu ~ my favorite color
Keanu Omnivore ~ he'll eat anything
Keanu Hobbit ~ here's one for nudel
Keanu Undefined ~ he's an enigma

Posted by: sta-cie on May 8, 2004 10:41 PM

Bwah! but, keanuhobbit Just Doesn't Work.

I love keanuendo, though. I'd use that term for any tabloid news.

This is pretty addictive. I got another dozen ad slogans, mostly from English ad campaigns.

It's eye-opening how many advertising slogans are actually double-ententres. And I work in marketing, so you'd think I would have known this!

Posted by: Nudel on May 9, 2004 04:52 AM

"Hot Pink Keanu" - Interesting name for a band, but fodder for the tabloids LOL!

....I've got "Keanu Damage" -- we need legislation.

Posted by: shelz on May 9, 2004 08:59 AM

I can't believe I ate the whole Keanu. No kiddin'.

Now comes Keanu time. Oh yeah. Much tastier than a beer. Though not at all what you'd call cooling.

Get more out of life. Get Keanu. Get him? Oh I got him all right. More like I was infected with him. He ate my RAM, and then I ran away and joined the circus. So to speak. But I am in fact getting more outa life....

Posted by: Spike on May 10, 2004 02:08 PM
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