May 09, 2004
mum's the word
Four women were eating lunch in Hollywood. They started bragging about their sons.
"My son is a priest," said one woman, "and when he walks into a room, everyone says,'Oh, hello, Father.'"
"Well, my son is a Federal Judge," said another, "and when he walks into a room, everyone says, 'Oh, hello, Your Honor.'"
"My son just inherited his father's English estate, and when he walks into a room, everyone says, 'Oh, hello, Your Lordship."
"Well," said a thin woman with short platinum blond hair, "my son is Keanu Reeves, and when he walks into a room, everyone says...
"Oh, my god!"
| from inside the mind of krix at May 09, 2004 12:01 AM
OMG Krix,that is just too funny!To all the mommies out there,i wish you are great day tommorow.And to all the non-mommies out there,you have a relaxing Sunday also.Krix,thanks for the work you put into here.I really enjoy and appreciate it :)
Geeesh,that should say "i wish you ALL(Not are) a great day.I have been up since 6am and it is now 2:35 am so i need to take my behind to bed.lol See yas
ooh! That's purty!
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY USA!
And remember, children are a blessing, even though you may think they're not sometimes...
Enjoy your day.
Thanks, krix! pretty mother's day greeting, and that's one of my favorite jokes (and one of the few I can remember).
Good wishes to all you mothers out there!
I hope everyone (that's a mom) has a great day today. Everyone else -> call your momma's!!!
*giggles* I love that joke.
Happy Mother's Day to all you lovely mommies. :D
Too funny Krix!
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms AND the non-moms!
very cute! his mom is adorable too!
Thank's Krix great joke. So very true LOL. To all the wonderful MUM's out there in the world HAPPY MOTHERS DAY xxx and to the non Mum's have a great day xxx I got As Good AS It Gets from my Beautiful little girl. I realy love being a Mum.
Thanks Krix, I hope his mom had a wonderful day as she has a wonderful son.. and family..
Hope your mom's day rawked as well as everyone else here..
hugs and kisses and God bless
That and take me now!!
Too funny! How witty of you Krix!
Know anything about Club-Keanu being unaccessable??
I can't spell tonight...
I loved that joke, laughed out loud :).....Had to work all day today but my mother let my lil one stay up so I could see her when I got home, the joke was the icing on the cake. Happy belated Mother's Day to everyone who's a mommy. Take care.
oh, my god!
(i´m just dreaming)
So, did Humphrey and Shock bring you breakfast in bed? :-)
Hope you had a good time :-)
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