Four women were eating lunch in Hollywood. They started bragging about their sons."My son is a priest," said one woman, "and when he walks into a room, everyone says,'Oh, hello, Father.'"
"Well, my son is a Federal Judge," said another, "and when he walks into a room, everyone says, 'Oh, hello, Your Honor.'"
"My son just inherited his father's English estate, and when he walks into a room, everyone says, 'Oh, hello, Your Lordship."
"Well," said a thin woman with short platinum blond hair, "my son is Keanu Reeves, and when he walks into a room, everyone says...
"Oh, my god!"
-thanks Sandy!
OMG Krix,that is just too funny!To all the mommies out there,i wish you are great day tommorow.And to all the non-mommies out there,you have a relaxing Sunday also.Krix,thanks for the work you put into here.I really enjoy and appreciate it :)
Posted by: Marg on May 8, 2004 11:34 PMGeeesh,that should say "i wish you ALL(Not are) a great day.I have been up since 6am and it is now 2:35 am so i need to take my behind to bed.lol See yas
Posted by: Marg on May 8, 2004 11:36 PMha. good story
Posted by: Susannah on May 8, 2004 11:47 PMooh! That's purty!
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY USA!
And remember, children are a blessing, even though you may think they're not sometimes...
Enjoy your day.
Posted by: Keanuette on May 9, 2004 02:23 AMThanks, krix! pretty mother's day greeting, and that's one of my favorite jokes (and one of the few I can remember).
Good wishes to all you mothers out there!
Posted by: Nudel on May 9, 2004 04:44 AMI hope everyone (that's a mom) has a great day today. Everyone else -> call your momma's!!!
Posted by: Hanapana on May 9, 2004 05:42 AM*giggles* I love that joke.
Happy Mother's Day to all you lovely mommies. :D
Too funny Krix!
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms AND the non-moms!
Posted by: shelz on May 9, 2004 09:07 AMvery cute! his mom is adorable too!
Posted by: wanda on May 9, 2004 01:07 PM*LMAO* good one
Posted by: creezy on May 9, 2004 02:25 PMThank's Krix great joke. So very true LOL. To all the wonderful MUM's out there in the world HAPPY MOTHERS DAY xxx and to the non Mum's have a great day xxx I got As Good AS It Gets from my Beautiful little girl. I realy love being a Mum.
Posted by: rhyanhan on May 9, 2004 04:46 PMThanks Krix, I hope his mom had a wonderful day as she has a wonderful son.. and family..
Hope your mom's day rawked as well as everyone else here..
hugs and kisses and God bless
your friend
Janice
LMAO!!!
That and take me now!!
Too funny! How witty of you Krix!
Know anything about Club-Keanu being unaccessable??
I can't spell tonight...
Posted by: Jeannie Kingsbury on May 9, 2004 09:54 PMI loved that joke, laughed out loud :).....Had to work all day today but my mother let my lil one stay up so I could see her when I got home, the joke was the icing on the cake. Happy belated Mother's Day to everyone who's a mommy. Take care.
Posted by: Toriane on May 9, 2004 10:35 PMoh, my god!
(i´m just dreaming)
LOL@Vika!
Posted by: shelz on May 10, 2004 06:44 AMLOL@Vika!
Posted by: shelz on May 10, 2004 06:58 AMSo, did Humphrey and Shock bring you breakfast in bed? :-)
Hope you had a good time :-)
i like that one a lot :)
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