May 09, 2004
mum's the word

flowers photo by me - Patric and Keanu pic from Club-Keanu


Four women were eating lunch in Hollywood. They started bragging about their sons.

"My son is a priest," said one woman, "and when he walks into a room, everyone says,'Oh, hello, Father.'"

"Well, my son is a Federal Judge," said another, "and when he walks into a room, everyone says, 'Oh, hello, Your Honor.'"

"My son just inherited his father's English estate, and when he walks into a room, everyone says, 'Oh, hello, Your Lordship."

"Well," said a thin woman with short platinum blond hair, "my son is Keanu Reeves, and when he walks into a room, everyone says...

"Oh, my god!"


-thanks Sandy!

it wahs | from inside the mind of krix at May 09, 2004 12:01 AM .
Comments

OMG Krix,that is just too funny!To all the mommies out there,i wish you are great day tommorow.And to all the non-mommies out there,you have a relaxing Sunday also.Krix,thanks for the work you put into here.I really enjoy and appreciate it :)

Posted by: Marg on May 8, 2004 11:34 PM

Geeesh,that should say "i wish you ALL(Not are) a great day.I have been up since 6am and it is now 2:35 am so i need to take my behind to bed.lol See yas

Posted by: Marg on May 8, 2004 11:36 PM

ha. good story

Posted by: Susannah on May 8, 2004 11:47 PM

ooh! That's purty!

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY USA!

And remember, children are a blessing, even though you may think they're not sometimes...

Enjoy your day.

Posted by: Keanuette on May 9, 2004 02:23 AM

Thanks, krix! pretty mother's day greeting, and that's one of my favorite jokes (and one of the few I can remember).

Good wishes to all you mothers out there!

Posted by: Nudel on May 9, 2004 04:44 AM

I hope everyone (that's a mom) has a great day today. Everyone else -> call your momma's!!!

Posted by: Hanapana on May 9, 2004 05:42 AM

*giggles* I love that joke.
Happy Mother's Day to all you lovely mommies. :D

Posted by: Zen on May 9, 2004 06:58 AM

Too funny Krix!

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms AND the non-moms!

Posted by: shelz on May 9, 2004 09:07 AM

very cute! his mom is adorable too!

Posted by: wanda on May 9, 2004 01:07 PM

*LMAO* good one

Posted by: creezy on May 9, 2004 02:25 PM

Thank's Krix great joke. So very true LOL. To all the wonderful MUM's out there in the world HAPPY MOTHERS DAY xxx and to the non Mum's have a great day xxx I got As Good AS It Gets from my Beautiful little girl. I realy love being a Mum.

Posted by: rhyanhan on May 9, 2004 04:46 PM

Thanks Krix, I hope his mom had a wonderful day as she has a wonderful son.. and family..

Hope your mom's day rawked as well as everyone else here..
hugs and kisses and God bless
your friend
Janice

Posted by: Janice on May 9, 2004 05:02 PM

LMAO!!!

That and take me now!!

Too funny! How witty of you Krix!

Know anything about Club-Keanu being unaccessable??

I can't spell tonight...

Posted by: Jeannie Kingsbury on May 9, 2004 09:54 PM

I loved that joke, laughed out loud :).....Had to work all day today but my mother let my lil one stay up so I could see her when I got home, the joke was the icing on the cake. Happy belated Mother's Day to everyone who's a mommy. Take care.

Posted by: Toriane on May 9, 2004 10:35 PM

oh, my god!
(im just dreaming)

Posted by: vika on May 10, 2004 02:01 AM

LOL@Vika!

Posted by: shelz on May 10, 2004 06:44 AM

LOL@Vika!

Posted by: shelz on May 10, 2004 06:58 AM

So, did Humphrey and Shock bring you breakfast in bed? :-)
Hope you had a good time :-)

Posted by: Julie! on May 10, 2004 11:34 AM

i like that one a lot :)

Posted by: laura on May 10, 2004 12:46 PM
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