April 03, 2004
love and bass

True fact: The first boy I ever kissed grew up to be a bass player.

do I love him because he plays bass?

I've kissed a few others over the years...

I think I'd like the last boy I ever kiss to be a bass player as well.

or does he play bass because I love him?

Which means from now on, I'm only kissing bass players.

-phototographer Aaron Settipane has a review of becky's Feb. 18 Viper room gig at his website, myracleworks.com

it wahs | from inside the mind of krix at April 03, 2004 11:11 AM .

Dammit. I always miss out. *chuckle*

Posted by: Mikey2 on April 3, 2004 12:09 PM

Or you could start playing bass ;)

Posted by: krix on April 3, 2004 12:11 PM

Go on Mikey! Pick it up...;)

Posted by: Keanuette on April 3, 2004 12:30 PM

... ever tried telling a fib, Mikey???

Posted by: Niobe on April 3, 2004 12:57 PM

P.S when do your lessons start Mikey?

Posted by: rhyanhan on April 3, 2004 02:27 PM

It could happen, krix, it could happen. Nice pictures too!

Posted by: bakednudel on April 3, 2004 03:10 PM

If I'm ever boyfriendless again (and I suspect it's only a matter of time) I'm going to kiss men like crazy. I'm going to kiss them the minute I notice I find them attractive. I'm going to grab them by the face and kiss them. And if they kiss back and do it well, they have a chance.

But if they're timid and cold, I'm moving on immediately. I'm never again getting sucked into a relationship based on mere pleasant compatibility, consisting of mixed drinks and small talk. From now on, passion is my watchword. I don't care what they believe in, if we have things to talk about, whatever. I want someone who kisses me like he means business, by God.

And if they play bass and sneak around under a panama hat and tell me their name is Sam, well, ALL THE BETTER!

Okay. Rant over. Time for more wine and brooding.

Posted by: Smit too on April 3, 2004 03:12 PM

Okay, I mean, "if HE plays bass and sneakS around under a panama hat and tellS me HIS name is Sam..." geez, too drunk to blurt decently.

Posted by: Smit too on April 3, 2004 03:14 PM

Lessons begin as soon as krixy finishes hers and can begin teaching me. ;)

Posted by: Mikey2 on April 3, 2004 04:32 PM

Yeah you have to admit the name Keanu implies a mysteroius sexyness to it

Posted by: Allison on April 3, 2004 06:42 PM

I'd take him even if his name were Hyman G. Rickover and he slept in plaid jammies and ate jelly out of the jar with a spoon every morning while watching cartoons. As long as he has that delicious smile and kisses like I imagine he kisses, he's golden.

Posted by: Smit too on April 3, 2004 07:24 PM

Wait...is there something wrong with sleeping in plaid jammies and eating jelly out of a jar with a spoon every morning while watching cartoons? Not that I wear jammies often...

Posted by: Mikey2 on April 3, 2004 10:14 PM

I'm with smit too, hell I'd go as far as to say he could snore and f#*t in bed, and I,d still love him. Krix will you please teach Mikey 2 how to play, or something?

Posted by: rhyanhan on April 4, 2004 12:31 AM

But he could wear the jammies and eat the peanut butter and have a funky name and I still wouldn't kick him out of my bed! Heck, I'd let him eat whatever he'd like in bed!

I'd kiss that bass player in a NY minute! Even if his name was: John Jacob Hymer Smitt!


Posted by: Jeannie Kingsbury on April 4, 2004 12:34 AM

Yum, yum!

I'll take him, quirks and all!

krix, you should be proud of yourself I have a bad case of indigestion because of your April Fool's day celebration.


Posted by: jeanna on April 4, 2004 01:49 AM

I'd take him even if he had a basement full of guns, ammo, bottled water, and old Soldier of Fortune magazines. I'd take him even if he bites his toenails, has 25 pet rats, truly believes that trees have spirits, has used the same tooth brush for 10 years, has a lucky rock which he talks to incessantly, and thinks sports commentators can hear him when he yells at the screen. I'd take him even if he eats dog biscuits ouf the box like animal crackers and wanders around the house in nothing but Mickey Mouse boxer shorts and holey socks.... I'd take him even if he's one of those that listens to the same song over and over for three hours at a time, and thinks that you can't gain weight if you eat standing up... I'd take him anyway. Because he's my darling.

Posted by: Smit too on April 4, 2004 02:16 AM

Beth - you should get your own blog. You're very entertaining...:)

Posted by: Keanuette on April 4, 2004 02:40 AM

ditto to what Keanuette said, get a blog Smit too!

ohhhh I forgot you're trying to cure your Keanu addiction, and a blog such as this one doesn't help.


Posted by: jeanna on April 4, 2004 04:35 AM

I should, rather than coming over here like a marauding octopus spitting ink all over Krix... but I'm too lazy to maintain one. Besides, this place here and the club are so great, I'd rather just come here. I will as long as they'll put up with me.

And yes, I'm still hoping this will pass before anyone in my day-to-day life finds out about it.

Posted by: Smit too on April 4, 2004 07:13 AM

Ohhh, Krix don´t mope, I´m quite sure that you will find out that Ashton Kutcher also used to play bass! *wicked sneer*

Posted by: vika on April 4, 2004 04:38 PM

Smit too, you made me laugh so hard I allmost wet my knickers. As for your obsession as it's the same as mine and all the other's here, I say imbrace it. Pretend he is your drug of choice. At least he wont kill you, even if you overdose. And the people out there in the other world, who find out about our obsession usually have one of there own. Everyone who knows and loves me knows about my love for all thing's Keanu, even my husband of 14 years. He even encourages it. He is the one who buys all of my dvd's, book's, collectable figures etc. He even mounted a large poster of Neo to put on the wall. He truly is amazing.

Posted by: rhyanhan on April 4, 2004 04:51 PM

yeh, rhyanhan! our husbaband are really awesome with understanding our obsessions, aren´t they.

Posted by: vika on April 4, 2004 05:04 PM

And where in his endodermis, pray tell, do you plan to kiss him? he he he he he

Posted by: bb chabacana on April 4, 2004 07:41 PM

What is happening with you Smit????!!! You have this crazy hidden addiction thing going on...I thought you had something real? Why would you hide anyway? Where did this thread come from??? I think you might be lost in internet translation. Friggin' computer!

As for me, my first love was an actor...but he turned out to be gay...

Posted by: shelz on April 4, 2004 08:54 PM

Yeah vika, mine feeds mine. We really are lucky. But dont tell mine that if Keanu turned up at my door right this second, and said " Rhyanhan, come away with me." I'm afraid that I would be gone in a heartbeat. Well, wouldn't you guys? (dream on rhy)!!!! Nice dream though. Who else out there dosn't tell anyone about there obsession? I dont care who knows, Im not ashamed.

Posted by: rhyanhan on April 4, 2004 10:00 PM



Posted by: CRICRI on April 5, 2004 04:55 AM

What does that mean cricri, I don't understand what the problem is.

Posted by: shelz on April 5, 2004 06:07 AM

Krix, you gotta have your standards and I'd say you set a good one. ;)

Posted by: Lisa on April 5, 2004 06:40 AM

Yes and Yes.

...and I agree Lisa, it's completely understandable why you would want to set standards Krix...sometimes there are people who don't have any.

Have a great day everyone!

Posted by: shelz on April 5, 2004 09:00 AM

PLEASE? anybody know why I'm not able to view the pics on this site? What do I do?? What type of images does this site use...

Posted by: Stilldistressedsome1 on April 5, 2004 09:53 AM

Mmmmmmm yes Keanu is a VERY sexy name indeed. I thought that even b4 i knew who he was. But alas "a rose by any other name..." , what the hell am i blabbing on a bout?
the sam jones thing is kinda interesting. There is just something about knowing something that keanu made up, even if it is a stupid code name... I wonder what he was thinking. oh well maybe he didn't even go to that hotel :-/

Posted by: someonebutstilldistressed on April 5, 2004 10:02 AM

"someone": first, if you are going to stick around please pick a name to use consistently because calling yourself that is confusing. if you check the "take a cookie" box, the comment for will save your info so you don't have to enter it each time. As far as the images go, READ THIS ENTRY and see if that is the problem. If that does not fix it I do not know what to tell you. All images here are .jpg files.

In the future, please email me instead of filling up the comments.

CRICRI: Of course you are welcome here, as long as you keep your comments on-topic and understand that this is a FAN SITE. I am NOT Keanu Reeves, he does not read this site and posting comments here to him in hopes that he will read a message to him is not appropriate or welcome.

Lastly, drop the whole "keanu's fake name" thing. It's useless speculation. In the future, any and all off-topic comments, especially speculatory ones that start with "I have a friend who...." will just be deleted.

My bad for not just doing that in the first place instead of responding with snark.

Posted by: krix on April 5, 2004 10:28 AM

It's ok...stuff happens.

Hey...I really like this post and the earlier part of this thread...yer the best Krixy!

Posted by: shelz on April 5, 2004 03:14 PM

to the topic: I asked my husband if he played bass and he said that he tried but it was much more difficult than regular guitar so he left it. What´s a great pity! I could have one at home but now I must to look for another one (or don´t you want to start with collective lessons krix?).

And,Rhy, my fellow ...(Krix *waves* please connive at this)
It´s funny but my dreamings are opposite. It is myself who want him to go away with me. Just to spend some waste time with couple beers and some good friends, meet ordinary guys and just to be. (´you know who´-You are welcome!);-)

Posted by: vika on April 5, 2004 03:21 PM

Conniving with you on that dream Rhy and Vika

Posted by: shelz on April 6, 2004 07:23 AM

alright, i t s the same for me i m in distressed too

Posted by: cricri on April 7, 2004 01:25 AM
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