January 13, 2005
is there a lottery for hottness? 'cause he hit it for sure


VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The wife of lottery winner Jack Whittaker bemoans the day he struck it rich. Since collecting $113 million in 2002, he has been in trouble with the law constantly, and has wasted a lot of time gambling and hanging out at strip clubs. "I wish I would have torn the lottery ticket up," says Jewel Whittaker. Let's hope you handle your growing solvency with more aplomb, Virgo. My guess is that although you're not going to win the lottery this year, your luck and hard work will conspire to raise your disposable income. Don't let it make you too crazy.


it wahs | from inside the mind of krix at January 13, 2005 04:19 PM .

BWAH! so funny, so krix! love ya sweetie! thanks for this...

Posted by: Nudel on January 13, 2005 06:38 PM

Awww...that Mrs.Whittaker do love that man :-)

...sometimes stuff happens when you win the lotto Virgo LOL!

Posted by: lizzie on January 13, 2005 07:14 PM

Wouldn't that make it the hottery?

Posted by: Tabitha on January 14, 2005 06:11 AM

Tabitha wins.

Posted by: krix on January 14, 2005 07:20 AM

Tabitha...take a lesson from Mr. Whittaker and donít let the "hottery" go to your head ;-)

Posted by: lizzie on January 14, 2005 10:30 AM

Good one Tabs...

Posted by: Keanuette on January 14, 2005 12:11 PM

Hee. I love it when there's wit in the comments. Go Tabitha.

Posted by: Zen on January 14, 2005 12:45 PM


Posted by: wanda on January 14, 2005 04:06 PM

I couldn't resist, guys. ;o)

Posted by: Tabitha on January 15, 2005 12:22 PM
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