SomethingAwful.com asks: "What happens when you strip away a movie's title and replace it with a literal description of what its movie poster looks like?"
The answers are found in their Photoshop Phriday results.
Some of these are hilarious. Many are...um, mature themed, so consider this a 'not safe for work' warning. There's some quality skill there as well, matching lettering and styles perfectly. After browsing through all of them, I realized there was no Keanu content so I did my own.
Snerk.
Have a great weekend, everyone.
yea, now i get that,i get that,the blogs are still a mystery( how to do) ..luv the poster make more of those....now that's good old fashion fun
i floss, do YOU?
Yay! The Watcher on the Floss!
OMG, krix! What a find - some of them are hilarious...
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea,
Lawnmower men,
Penis envy...
DAG can floss me anytime, as long as he doesn't draw blood... way cool, krix!
Posted by: lori on October 23, 2004 11:56 AMHa! I don't think Keanu was too happy about being in this one, but this might have helped him change his mind. Is that a drill in your pocket Mr. Griffin or are you just happy to see me? ;)
Posted by: irene on October 23, 2004 12:00 PMMWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahhaahaaa ; o
Even though I hate to do it, I have to floss all the time :-p Unfortunately, there is no better way to keep your teeth/gums healthy! DAG D.D.S LOL!
...interesting thread Krix, thanks.
Posted by: lizzie on October 23, 2004 01:33 PMso basically, all women, are pretty women because of the flossing? i guess julia roberts was not in "don't forget to floss" darn it...flossing and and pulling a gal off the street sounds like a love story to me ...i know what boys like, i know what boys want....LOL
Posted by: kyss on October 23, 2004 02:17 PMMy favorite was "Two Pimps and a White Bitch" lol :-D
Posted by: LoveTheLefty on October 23, 2004 08:37 PMwhoa! cocoawhoa!
i've been still on the last two 'blog' (the blog is your friend_my new motto!!) entries...
flossing...
krix, you are very talented girl!
David; Possibly derived from Hebrew dod meaning "beloved".
Meaning of Name: Allen
Allen: According to some, this is the same name as Allan and Alan. Lower shows that it is found written Allayne. It is a probable corruption of the name Alwine.
Fair, handsome
Griffin: 4. An English early apple.
or gripphon
http://www.houseofnames.com/coatofarms_details.asp?sId=&s=reeves
Posted by: wanda on October 23, 2004 08:46 PMvery funny.
Have a great weekend, what's left of it. :)
Posted by: Keanuette on October 24, 2004 02:41 AMHilarious! you did a great job on the photoshoppin' too..wow! thanks for sharing this and the links, I needed a big laugh.
Posted by: Nudel on October 24, 2004 03:08 AMYeah Kyss...actually an amazing love story ;-)
Posted by: lizzie on October 24, 2004 07:54 AMi was just sayin if all it takes is for me to get a hollywood prince charming is to floss and talk about women with little feet.....oh but wait a minute i have little feet....
ok, well tell keanu i'm there... anyway....;)
sorry for the wise crackin, jr but you know why...
my fellow keanu lovers i promise to return to normal and post something literate in 2 hours and stay that way.
Posted by: kyss on October 24, 2004 12:23 PMsic!
:-))))))))))))
i am the sanest one. tit tat it's all the same.
Posted by: kyss on October 24, 2004 05:25 PMsane! tit tat it's all the same. i forgot to say something literate...vika...have a great day!
Posted by: kyss on October 24, 2004 05:28 PMthanx, kyss, ...and donīt forget to floss!
Posted by: vika on October 24, 2004 05:43 PMi need a flossing sensai... it's a good habit.
Posted by: wanda on October 24, 2004 05:58 PMok...i know i sometimes make out of the blue random type comments...
blog sort of demystified...
http://vindemaitrix.blogspot.com/
i'll give this a try))))
No comment, however I'll blog with all of you in two weeks(accomplished literacy), I get a little quirky and emotional around my birthday; it is really an accomplishment for me.
I love Keanu, and Krix you have one the greatest website in the world...Yeah! Snap, Crackle,Pop!
All of you are humorous, I actually LOL today and that is rare.
Have a frightening but delicious Hallow's Eve!
Posted by: kyss on October 24, 2004 07:38 PMThanks for the link Krix! I needed a good laugh this morning! :)
It's good to know that DAG does have a nice side to him. ;)
Oh. My. God. Laughing. Laughing so hard.
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