October 23, 2004
David Allen Griffin D.D.S.

SomethingAwful.com asks: "What happens when you strip away a movie's title and replace it with a literal description of what its movie poster looks like?"

The answers are found in their Photoshop Phriday results.

Part 1
Part 2

Some of these are hilarious. Many are...um, mature themed, so consider this a 'not safe for work' warning. There's some quality skill there as well, matching lettering and styles perfectly. After browsing through all of them, I realized there was no Keanu content so I did my own.



Have a great weekend, everyone.

it wahs | from inside the mind of krix at October 23, 2004 10:54 AM .

yea, now i get that,i get that,the blogs are still a mystery( how to do) ..luv the poster make more of those....now that's good old fashion fun
i floss, do YOU?

Posted by: kyss on October 23, 2004 11:49 AM

Yay! The Watcher on the Floss!
OMG, krix! What a find - some of them are hilarious...
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea,
Lawnmower men,
Penis envy...

Posted by: Niobe on October 23, 2004 11:56 AM

DAG can floss me anytime, as long as he doesn't draw blood... way cool, krix!

Posted by: lori on October 23, 2004 11:56 AM

Ha! I don't think Keanu was too happy about being in this one, but this might have helped him change his mind. Is that a drill in your pocket Mr. Griffin or are you just happy to see me? ;)

Posted by: irene on October 23, 2004 12:00 PM

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahhaahaaa ; o

Posted by: tess on October 23, 2004 12:19 PM

Even though I hate to do it, I have to floss all the time :-p Unfortunately, there is no better way to keep your teeth/gums healthy! DAG D.D.S LOL!

...interesting thread Krix, thanks.

Posted by: lizzie on October 23, 2004 01:33 PM

so basically, all women, are pretty women because of the flossing? i guess julia roberts was not in "don't forget to floss" darn it...flossing and and pulling a gal off the street sounds like a love story to me ...i know what boys like, i know what boys want....LOL

Posted by: kyss on October 23, 2004 02:17 PM

My favorite was "Two Pimps and a White Bitch" lol :-D

Posted by: LoveTheLefty on October 23, 2004 08:37 PM

whoa! cocoawhoa!
i've been still on the last two 'blog' (the blog is your friend_my new motto!!) entries...

krix, you are very talented girl!

David; Possibly derived from Hebrew dod meaning "beloved".

Meaning of Name: Allen
Allen: According to some, this is the same name as Allan and Alan. Lower shows that it is found written Allayne. It is a probable corruption of the name Alwine.
Fair, handsome

Griffin: 4. An English early apple.
or gripphon

Posted by: wanda on October 23, 2004 08:38 PM


Posted by: wanda on October 23, 2004 08:46 PM

very funny.

Have a great weekend, what's left of it. :)

Posted by: Keanuette on October 24, 2004 02:41 AM

Hilarious! you did a great job on the photoshoppin' too..wow! thanks for sharing this and the links, I needed a big laugh.

Posted by: Nudel on October 24, 2004 03:08 AM

Yeah Kyss...actually an amazing love story ;-)

Posted by: lizzie on October 24, 2004 07:54 AM

i was just sayin if all it takes is for me to get a hollywood prince charming is to floss and talk about women with little feet.....oh but wait a minute i have little feet....

ok, well tell keanu i'm there... anyway....;)

sorry for the wise crackin, jr but you know why...

my fellow keanu lovers i promise to return to normal and post something literate in 2 hours and stay that way.

Posted by: kyss on October 24, 2004 12:23 PM


Posted by: vika on October 24, 2004 05:10 PM

i am the sanest one. tit tat it's all the same.

Posted by: kyss on October 24, 2004 05:25 PM

sane! tit tat it's all the same. i forgot to say something literate...vika...have a great day!

Posted by: kyss on October 24, 2004 05:28 PM

thanx, kyss, ...and donīt forget to floss!

Posted by: vika on October 24, 2004 05:43 PM

i need a flossing sensai... it's a good habit.

Posted by: wanda on October 24, 2004 05:58 PM

ok...i know i sometimes make out of the blue random type comments...
blog sort of demystified...
i'll give this a try))))

Posted by: wanda on October 24, 2004 06:15 PM

No comment, however I'll blog with all of you in two weeks(accomplished literacy), I get a little quirky and emotional around my birthday; it is really an accomplishment for me.

I love Keanu, and Krix you have one the greatest website in the world...Yeah! Snap, Crackle,Pop!

All of you are humorous, I actually LOL today and that is rare.

Have a frightening but delicious Hallow's Eve!

Posted by: kyss on October 24, 2004 07:38 PM

Thanks for the link Krix! I needed a good laugh this morning! :)
It's good to know that DAG does have a nice side to him. ;)

Posted by: Lisa on October 25, 2004 06:53 AM

Oh. My. God. Laughing. Laughing so hard.

Posted by: skits on October 28, 2004 02:33 PM
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