July 13, 2004
caption this please
| from inside the mind of krix at July 13, 2004 12:16 PM
i am your keanu... woman... don't you see my hands.... i will mesmerize you... i am standing on the green grass... i really wanna... figure out about how tall you are next to me... so i can buy some... sheets? just show up... i will find you. here is where we will build our house...i am standing in the...)))))))))) OMG
"No, no, no! I'm telling you, THIS is how it goes. *sings* You put your right hand in, you take you right hand out, you put your right hand in, and you shake it all about..."
Caption: Meh, don't wooooorrrry about it! I only had a *COUPLE* of beers... **HIC** I'll caaatch up w/ you later, Jim... By-WHOA when'd ya grow another head?
Walk like an Egyptian ...
tired of his constant movie schedule....keanu jumps at the chance to improv the coveted role of "sprinkler head"....
Hm, it was the green that inspired me into my quotation-mode ;-) :
"When I was green in judgement, cold in blood,
To say as I said then!"
William Shakespeare / Anthony and Cleopatra
"Words are easy, like the wind;
Faithful friends are hard to find."
"Between the acting of a dreadful thing
And the first motion, all the interim is
Like a phantasma, or a hideous dream:
The genius and the mortal instruments
Are then in council; and the state of man,
Like to a little kingdom, suffers then
The nature of an insurrection."
William Shakespeare / Julius Caesar
"That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness, and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything."
William Shakespeare / As You Like It
ok but maybe it was just Alice Cooper who taught him to play the bass, now it‘s Keanu who explains Alice how to play golf ;-)
As soon as they're dry, I can get out my shoe tape ...
i'm working with the concepts!!!
"I'm looking over a four leaf clover
That I over-looked before.
One leaf is sunshine, the second is rain,
Third is the roses that grows in the lane.
No need explaining the one remaining
Is somebody I adore.
I'm looking over a four leaf clover
That I over-looked before!"
You are getting very sleepy... you will do anything I ask of you... you will spend countless hours mesmerized by my image... and will do my bidding wihtout question...
okay CUE THE HAWAIIAN (did i spell that right?..d'oh)MUSIC!!
"on a hula hula mornin'" (waves hands)
"when my kaz comes a courtin"
"and the cool breeze comes a shore'n" (wiggles hips)
"and then we start a whor...umm..never mind"
(blushes and hides face)
(affecting effeminate accent w/lisp)(talking to Holstein)
"Oh Daaaarrling - the black on white thing just works on you sweetie!!!!!! You go girrrrllll!!
Singing: "I put a spell on you, because you're mine"
"How do you like my new invisible yo-yo?"
(sorry for double post) Does that hair cut/leather jacket combo suggest Private Idaho to anyone else? It's a great pic.
Nope, nope, sorry. Not feeling it.
my hands are so powerful, they work better than this metal detector!
llllol lmao at all of your captions
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