i am your keanu... woman... don't you see my hands.... i will mesmerize you... i am standing on the green grass... i really wanna... figure out about how tall you are next to me... so i can buy some... sheets? just show up... i will find you. here is where we will build our house...i am standing in the...)))))))))) OMG
Posted by: wanda on July 13, 2004 01:07 PM"No, no, no! I'm telling you, THIS is how it goes. *sings* You put your right hand in, you take you right hand out, you put your right hand in, and you shake it all about..."
Posted by: Zen on July 13, 2004 01:44 PMCaption: Meh, don't wooooorrrry about it! I only had a *COUPLE* of beers... **HIC** I'll caaatch up w/ you later, Jim... By-WHOA when'd ya grow another head?
Posted by: cornflakes on July 13, 2004 02:02 PMWalk like an Egyptian ...
Posted by: sta-cie on July 13, 2004 02:04 PMtired of his constant movie schedule....keanu jumps at the chance to improv the coveted role of "sprinkler head"....
Posted by: roi on July 13, 2004 02:23 PMHm, it was the green that inspired me into my quotation-mode ;-) :
"When I was green in judgement, cold in blood,
To say as I said then!"
William Shakespeare / Anthony and Cleopatra
"Words are easy, like the wind;
Faithful friends are hard to find."
William Shakespeare
"Between the acting of a dreadful thing
And the first motion, all the interim is
Like a phantasma, or a hideous dream:
The genius and the mortal instruments
Are then in council; and the state of man,
Like to a little kingdom, suffers then
The nature of an insurrection."
William Shakespeare / Julius Caesar
"That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness, and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything."
William Shakespeare / As You Like It
Posted by: creezy on July 13, 2004 03:16 PMok but maybe it was just Alice Cooper who taught him to play the bass, now it‘s Keanu who explains Alice how to play golf ;-)
Posted by: creezy on July 13, 2004 03:17 PMAs soon as they're dry, I can get out my shoe tape ...
Posted by: op cit on July 13, 2004 03:30 PMi'm working with the concepts!!!
hmmmm...
*singing*
"I'm looking over a four leaf clover
That I over-looked before.
One leaf is sunshine, the second is rain,
Third is the roses that grows in the lane.
No need explaining the one remaining
Is somebody I adore.
I'm looking over a four leaf clover
That I over-looked before!"
You are getting very sleepy... you will do anything I ask of you... you will spend countless hours mesmerized by my image... and will do my bidding wihtout question...
OK!
okay CUE THE HAWAIIAN (did i spell that right?..d'oh)MUSIC!!
and sings..
"on a hula hula mornin'" (waves hands)
"when my kaz comes a courtin"
"and the cool breeze comes a shore'n" (wiggles hips)
"and then we start a whor...umm..never mind"
(blushes and hides face)
I have the power!
Posted by: kat on July 13, 2004 03:58 PM(affecting effeminate accent w/lisp)(talking to Holstein)
"Oh Daaaarrling - the black on white thing just works on you sweetie!!!!!! You go girrrrllll!!
Singing: "I put a spell on you, because you're mine"
Posted by: anab on July 13, 2004 07:32 PM"How do you like my new invisible yo-yo?"
Posted by: bea_herenow on July 14, 2004 04:44 AM(sorry for double post) Does that hair cut/leather jacket combo suggest Private Idaho to anyone else? It's a great pic.
Posted by: bea_herenow on July 14, 2004 04:46 AMYes, it's from Idaho.
Posted by: op cit on July 14, 2004 05:10 AMNope, nope, sorry. Not feeling it.
Posted by: Tabitha on July 14, 2004 06:16 AMmy hands are so powerful, they work better than this metal detector!
Posted by: snoekl on July 14, 2004 10:55 AMGrrrrrrrrr
Posted by: Mrs. Cool Breeze on July 14, 2004 03:00 PMllllol lmao at all of your captions
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