July 12, 2004
monday memes


My japanese name is Kawazoe (riverside) Kumiko (eternal beautiful child).

Aww, that's pretty.

Keanu's japanese name is Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge) Kenta (healthy and plump).

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Why did the monkey cross the bridge? To get to the riverside.
So what happens next? Well, according to the "You and Keanu" quizzy thing over at Club-Keanu...

We'll meet at a concert. (check)
His first thought will be that he didn't notice me too much. (I knew I should have had him sign my boobs!)
Our first date will consist of me tackling him and dragging him into the bedroom. (Oh, come on. I'll totally buy him dinner first)
After he gets to know me he will think "there's the door" (What? I think 'plumpmonkey' is a great pet name! Quit throwing stuff!)
How it will all end up? We'll live happily ever after. (Natch)

And while I'm posting silly quizzy things, via damn near everyone , here are the results of my 20 questions personality test:

You are an SEDF--Sober Emotional Destructive Follower. This makes you an evil genius. You are extremely focused and difficult to distract from your tasks. With luck, you have learned to channel your energies into improving your intellect, rather than destroying the weak and unsuspecting.

Your friends may find you remote and a hard nut to crack. Few of your peers know you very well--even those you have known a long time--because you have expert control of the face you put forth to the world. You prefer to observe, calculate, discern and decide. Your decisions are final, and your desire to be right is impenetrable.

You are not to be messed with. You may explode.

I would never presume to take that test on Keanu's behalf, but I like to think he may be a fellow evil genius.

If not, I have a plan.......bwuhahahaha!

off topic , tribe | from inside the mind of krix at July 12, 2004 01:30 PM .

This is Lisa checking in, otherwise know as KOJIMA (small island) MICHIYO (3000 generations)!
I haven't had time to do the other quizzes yet, but I will!
Thanks for the post. :)

And in other headlines, I got my vibemerchants sticker today. Thanks, it made my day! :)


I was so excited. It was just like getting a response from a fan letter! :-)

Posted by: Lisa on July 12, 2004 02:45 PM

As for the Club-Keanu quiz...I took that…I've seen those results before…it's online...it's gotta be fact!!! LOL!

Ok...my Japanese name is Ishimaru (round stone) Miharu (beautiful clear sky)...and I am wondering how well this really fits for an SRDL - Sober Rational Destructive Leader -- described as "Mob Boss," and having a "Smart head for business" and is a "dangerous enemy"...I may as well have typed in "Guido"

...I'm pretty sure they had "consultant" in mind when they wrote that description LOL! LOL!

Hey Lisa…that is one powerful sticker girlfriend ;-)

Posted by: shelz on July 12, 2004 03:34 PM

I got the same as you in the last test...

Posted by: Keanuette on July 12, 2004 03:37 PM


No I didn't.....I got.

You are an SECL--Sober Emotional Constructive Leader. This makes you a politician. You cut deals, you change minds, you make things happen. You would prefer to be liked than respected, but generally people react to you with both. You are very sensitive to criticism, since your entire business is making people happy.

At times your commitment to the happiness of other people can cut into the happiness of you and your loved ones. This is very demanding on those close to you, who may feel neglected. Slowly, you will learn to set your own agenda--including time to yourself.

You are gregarious, friendly, charming and charismatic. You like animals, sports, and beautiful cars. You wear understated gold jewelry and have secret bad habits, like chewing your fingers and fidgeting.

You are very difficult to dislike.

Posted by: Keanuette on July 12, 2004 03:40 PM

My Japanese name is Kojima(small island)Miku(beautiful crimson). As for the personality test, I am WECL(Wacky, emotional, Constructive, leader). I am the people's advocate. They said "you are passionate about you causes w/a good heart and good endeavors. Your personal fire is contagious and others wish they could be as dedicated to their beliefs as you."

BTW KRIX, I love the pic!!!

Posted by: Allison on July 12, 2004 04:37 PM

Oh GAWD...that picture...I really can't notice anything beyond it. I actually was gonna post the same one!

Must...post...young hottie pic!

I'll pick another one, it's not as if there aren't several!

Thanks krix, got my stickers too! the East Coast is kewl now!

Posted by: bakednudel on July 12, 2004 04:45 PM

My Japanese name is...Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge) and Yumi (beautiful bow, as in bow and arrow)...
i'm retaking the personality test! results momentarily!

Posted by: wanda on July 12, 2004 05:26 PM

omg, I'm a saruwatara rie, what is it with the monkeys on a bridge and a village painting????

Posted by: tess on July 12, 2004 05:44 PM

I see the 20 questions meme got you too, Krixy. *sigh* I couldn't resist it after so long. :/

Posted by: Mikey2 on July 12, 2004 05:59 PM

You are a WECL--Wacky Emotional Constructive Leader. This makes you a people's advocate. You are passionate about your causes, with a good heart and good endeavors. Your personal fire is contagious, and others wish they could be as dedicated to their beliefs as you are.

...apparently i also have buckets of charisma!!

Posted by: wanda on July 12, 2004 06:40 PM

My name is Saruwatari Miharu (monkey on a crossing bridge...beautiful clear sky.)

Posted by: Renie on July 12, 2004 07:24 PM

my name is girl who type lot for you. sometimes
make typo... big typo...hello!!!!

Posted by: wanda on July 12, 2004 11:28 PM

My name is Fujiwara Nanaho - which means Wisteria-Fields Seventh-Sail. How picturesque... Bonzai!!

Posted by: bea_herenow on July 13, 2004 03:50 AM

hello,the company!

Posted by: christelle on July 13, 2004 05:09 AM

Just call me Endoh (distant wisteria) Miharu (beautiful clear sky).

I did the meme thing at my blog on Saturday. Rehashing the results here:
Where you guys will meet: Diner
What his first thought will be: "oh..hmmm..." *smile*
What your first date will be like: You kept comparing him your ex (the asshole)
After he gets to know you he will think: "oh my god...this is great!"
How it will all end up: Spend your lives gazing into each other's eyes (I can live with that)

And the 20 Questions...SEDF. I just like the title of that site: Jenny Turpish Slapped Me. *snicker*

Posted by: Tabitha on July 13, 2004 06:00 AM

I am a Sober Rational Constructive Leader. This apparently makes me an Ayn Rand *ideal*.

I am born to lead and though I may not be particularly exciting, I have a strange charisma that people begin to notice when they have been around me a while. I care absolutely nothing what other people think, and this somehow attracts people to me.

My Japanese name : Ishimaru (round stone) Miharu (beautiful clear sky)

P.S. I love the picture on this post. :D

Posted by: Zen on July 13, 2004 06:26 AM

hey there. Got your snail mail yesterday. Thanks for the stickers!
Now, I need to take that other quizzy.

Posted by: Kat on July 13, 2004 08:18 AM

"Distant Wisteria"...beautiful image, beautiful pic. I love Wisteria.

Tabitha...that sounds like the perfect evening. But please do not spoil it by spending all evening comparing to the ex...hasn't he had enough of your attention? Give someone else a chance! LOL!

Zen...boring???!! LOL! LOL! Honest to Pete... silly test!! Where DID they get an idea like that one??!!! Maybe she simply doesn't allow herself be known by people she isn't sure she can trust.

...and Zen...don't you find Ayn Rand to be a bit insensitive sweetie? It’s the reason I haven't yet given her the time of day...although many of my colleagues have...and, um...WHAT'S WITH THAT??!! LOL!

Posted by: shelz on July 13, 2004 08:25 AM

Yo shelz! It says "not particularly exiting". No one said anything about boring.

Posted by: Zen on July 13, 2004 09:04 AM


where you guys will meet: concert *logo*
what his first thought will be: "number! number..to hell with number! name name!" *ok, ok*
what your first date will be like: you kept comparing him your ex *no f.... way*
after he gets to know you he will think; "whoa" *guess, me too*
how it will all end up: you dumped him *no, not with these japanese names:*

?? Shimizu (clear water)
??? Kumiko (eternal beautiful child)

Posted by: creezy on July 13, 2004 10:00 AM

hhmmmmm.... love those names... water=clear and beautiful
child=eternal and beautiful

Posted by: wanda on July 13, 2004 01:03 PM

With my maiden name it would be:
Endoh (distant wisteria) Michiyo (three thousand generations)

With my hubbies last-name:
Endoh (distant wisteria) Kumiko (eternal beautiful child)

Posted by: saskia on July 13, 2004 02:14 PM

*lmao w/Creezy* ...right, not with those Japanese names!

Saskia...I really like "eternal beautiful child"

Posted by: shelz on July 13, 2004 03:32 PM

eek! Zenny, I got exactly the same thing: Ayn Rand territory...scary since for about 3 months when I was a freshman in college I was an Objectivist.. I am *so* not like that now..I don't understand, I thought I would come out as Wishy-Washy Emotional Idiot, myself..

Posted by: nudel on July 13, 2004 06:46 PM

My Japanese name is Yamashita (under the mountain) Michiyo (three thousand generations). That sounds rather prison-like and depressing... Maybe I should look for the deeper meaning behind it. (Three thousand generations under a mountain--uh, that's DEEP)

The 20 questions meme came up with exactly the same result as yours, krix! First I thought: evil genius... me?? Then again, my boss would probably agree with the outcome. He calls working with me 'an ongoing psychological experiment'... Interesting way to describe the work relationship with your PA, huh?

And now please excuse me while I go and nick a lolly from my colleague in the next room during his absence.

Posted by: Maddi on July 14, 2004 05:43 AM

HAHAHHAHA "plump monkey," that's great!

My japanese name is Kawazoe (riverside) Kazuko (friendly child)

Posted by: cornflakes on July 14, 2004 04:34 PM
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