May 10, 2004
Wee Neo's great escape

OK, so I didn't want to mention anything for fear of causing a panic, but I'm sure some of you noticed that we haven't heard from Wee Neo since his time in Amsterdam. It seems that he took a liking to some of the wonders that Julie!'s lovely culture had to offer and ended up trying to take a little bit home with him.

In a nutshell, Wee Neo spent two months in a Turkish prison for smuggling hash.

I don't know where I went wrong. He used to be such a good boy.

Luckily, I know some people who ...ahem....know a guy who can make things happen and Wee Neo was broken out released after some diplomatic negotiations...

Part of his release involved being smuggled out in a purse..

he was nearly discovered due to giggling at the girly products he found inside

And there may have been a bit of a car chase... up!

...but his accomplices kept him buckled in and secure.

hmmm, those boobies seem familiar

Every aspect of the mission was considered carefully, except the fact that there was only one CD to listen to for the whole trip. Neo playing air-drums the whole time didn't help.

3 international fugitives on the lam with one CD. This could get ugly

Neo really wanted to drive but there was a visibilty problem.

use the forc....oh wait, wrong movie

Finally, after some particularly fancy evasive maneuvers, some forged passports and a bribe to the crew of a import freighter headed for the Bay Area...

wait, is that Alcatraz?

Sweet freedom at last.

Stay tuned to find out who saved Wee Neo and what they did when they hit the shore...

neotour | from inside the mind of krix at May 10, 2004 11:26 AM .

Weeneo sounds like a porn star superhero.

Of course, I realize it's Wee space Neo, but I had to go for the base humor didn't I? Can't wait for the next installment.

Posted by: Chianti on May 10, 2004 12:25 PM

Have desperately been waiting for his adventures, part 2,
but didn't want to ask because I had the feeling there was something off...
I'm glad he finally surfaced in SF.

Posted by: Niobe on May 10, 2004 01:01 PM

"Weeneo sounds like a porn star superhero. "

Chianti - you kill me! LOL

Posted by: Keanuette on May 10, 2004 01:51 PM

Poor Wee Neo! Sounds like he had quite the ordeal. Glad to see that he got through it ok! Hopefully his next adventure won't be so "confining"!

And Krix, regarding this entry,
"I don't know where I went wrong. He used to be such a good boy."
Don't be too hard on yourself, I'm sure you're doing a wonderful job with him! Boys just like to test the boundries and sometimes they end up paying the price! I'm sure he has learned his lesson! ;-)

Posted by: Lisa on May 10, 2004 02:02 PM

Yeah Krix..."Boys will be boys"

...stay outa trouble WeeNeo...or at least get yourself a good lawyer...ummm...a good "french" lawyer.

Posted by: shelz on May 10, 2004 02:30 PM

aahhh Wee Baby, you're baaaack!!! we missed ya! Can't wait to hear more... although I hope...his time in know...he being so gorgeous and all...ack!

Posted by: Nudel on May 10, 2004 03:22 PM

He'll get himself a good French lawyer, Shelz :-)

LOL @ Chianti! :-D But, 'wee-Neo' would NOT be a good pornstar name, I think. They're all supposed to be huge, right? ;-D

Posted by: Julie! on May 10, 2004 03:23 PM

Naughty naughty wee-neo... :-) ^.^

Posted by: cornflakes on May 10, 2004 03:28 PM

now you can see, what the red pills or other drogs can do!
I hope, he is clear for next (trip) tour. of course we can accept some (wee) time for rest.

Posted by: vika on May 10, 2004 03:31 PM

"He used to be such a good boy."

Well, stand up for Wee Neo…

1. I don‘t think he smuggled hash from Turkey: Hey girls, let‘s face it: this guy stayed in Amsterdam before!!!!!! ;-)

2. Two month turkish prison for smuggling substances? They took a german guy into turkish prison for 2 month because he took a simple shell on the airplane… Guess, Turkey is just pretty liberal when it comes up to prison invitations… So you see: there are really worse things Wee Neo could do… ;-)

3. … only one CD during the whole trip? Let‘s hope it was no Spears-Iglesias-Timberlake-Party-Sampler! N i g h t m a r e ! ! !

Posted by: creezy on May 10, 2004 03:51 PM

I think in regard to the porn star name, the emphasis would be on the weenee-o and not wee-neo.

Posted by: Chianti on May 10, 2004 04:06 PM

Wee Neo...

ROFLMAO! ^______^

Poor thing. ;-; *huggles* I hope he's ok! Can't wait for the next adventure! =D

Posted by: Jonna on May 10, 2004 04:21 PM

Nudel,Creezy...forget "toss the salad"...that CD is a prison sentance all by itself!!!


...he needs to travel ;-)

Posted by: shelz on May 10, 2004 05:17 PM

Did someone mention Neo needing a good French lawyer?
Since he's already out of prison I'm thinking emphasis on the "French"? *ahem*

Posted by: Zen on May 10, 2004 06:28 PM

it's all been said... too cute!!! more more!!!!

Posted by: wanda on May 10, 2004 06:57 PM

*giggle* Zen, you're naughty ;-)
I think that's because you're French ;-D

Oi, it was a 'weener' reference! I'm sorry Chianti, I'm not an American so I didn't get that one at first! :-) Sometimes 'slang' takes a little more time to sink in with me ;-D
I thought it was so funny because I had a mental image of wee-Neo performing in an adult movie, proudly, ehm...
You know. Being wee and all. *giggle* Nevermind. :-)

Posted by: Julie! on May 10, 2004 07:11 PM

important connections?? impressive.....

Posted by: cornflakes on May 10, 2004 07:20 PM

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! you saved the day for ummmmm wee neo? ;p LOL!!!!!!!

Posted by: tess on May 10, 2004 08:22 PM

LOL, Very cute.

Posted by: Keana on May 10, 2004 11:08 PM

He was in a Turkish prison?? Oh boy. He'll never be the same again. Hm.

Posted by: Smit too on May 11, 2004 08:33 AM


...yeah's because you're French :-0

Posted by: shelz on May 11, 2004 08:42 AM

who wrote this one!!! get that girl an agent!!!!

Posted by: wanda on May 11, 2004 09:23 PM
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