May 10, 2004
Wee Neo's great escape
OK, so I didn't want to mention anything for fear of causing a panic, but I'm sure some of you noticed that we haven't heard from Wee Neo since his time in Amsterdam. It seems that he took a liking to some of the wonders that Julie!'s lovely culture had to offer and ended up trying to take a little bit home with him.
In a nutshell, Wee Neo spent two months in a Turkish prison for smuggling hash.
I don't know where I went wrong. He used to be such a good boy.
Luckily, I know some people who ...ahem....know a guy who can make things happen and Wee Neo was
broken out released after some diplomatic negotiations...
Part of his release involved being smuggled out in a purse..
And there may have been a bit of a car chase...
...but his accomplices kept him buckled in and secure.
Every aspect of the mission was considered carefully, except the fact that there was only one CD to listen to for the whole trip. Neo playing air-drums the whole time didn't help.
Neo really wanted to drive but there was a visibilty problem.
Finally, after some particularly fancy evasive maneuvers, some forged passports and a bribe to the crew of a import freighter headed for the Bay Area...
Sweet freedom at last.
Stay tuned to find out who saved Wee Neo and what they did when they hit the shore...
| from inside the mind of krix at May 10, 2004 11:26 AM
Weeneo sounds like a porn star superhero.
Of course, I realize it's Wee space Neo, but I had to go for the base humor didn't I? Can't wait for the next installment.
Have desperately been waiting for his adventures, part 2,
but didn't want to ask because I had the feeling there was something off...
I'm glad he finally surfaced in SF.
"Weeneo sounds like a porn star superhero. "
Chianti - you kill me! LOL
Poor Wee Neo! Sounds like he had quite the ordeal. Glad to see that he got through it ok! Hopefully his next adventure won't be so "confining"!
And Krix, regarding this entry,
"I don't know where I went wrong. He used to be such a good boy."
Don't be too hard on yourself, I'm sure you're doing a wonderful job with him! Boys just like to test the boundries and sometimes they end up paying the price! I'm sure he has learned his lesson! ;-)
Yeah Krix..."Boys will be boys"
...stay outa trouble WeeNeo...or at least get yourself a good lawyer...ummm...a good "french" lawyer.
aahhh Wee Baby, you're baaaack!!! we missed ya! Can't wait to hear more... although I hope...his time in prison...you know...he being so gorgeous and all...ack!
He'll get himself a good French lawyer, Shelz :-)
LOL @ Chianti! :-D But, 'wee-Neo' would NOT be a good pornstar name, I think. They're all supposed to be huge, right? ;-D
Naughty naughty wee-neo... :-) ^.^
now you can see, what the red pills or other drogs can do!
I hope, he is clear for next (trip) tour. of course we can accept some (wee) time for rest.
"He used to be such a good boy."
Well, stand up for Wee Neo…
1. I don‘t think he smuggled hash from Turkey: Hey girls, let‘s face it: this guy stayed in Amsterdam before!!!!!! ;-)
2. Two month turkish prison for smuggling substances? They took a german guy into turkish prison for 2 month because he took a simple shell on the airplane… Guess, Turkey is just pretty liberal when it comes up to prison invitations… So you see: there are really worse things Wee Neo could do… ;-)
3. … only one CD during the whole trip? Let‘s hope it was no Spears-Iglesias-Timberlake-Party-Sampler! N i g h t m a r e ! ! !
I think in regard to the porn star name, the emphasis would be on the weenee-o and not wee-neo.
Poor thing. ;-; *huggles* I hope he's ok! Can't wait for the next adventure! =D
Nudel,Creezy...forget "toss the salad"...that CD is a prison sentance all by itself!!!
"FREE WEENEO!!! FREE WEENEO!!!"
...he needs to travel ;-)
Did someone mention Neo needing a good French lawyer?
Since he's already out of prison I'm thinking emphasis on the "French"? *ahem*
it's all been said... too cute!!! more more!!!!
*giggle* Zen, you're naughty ;-)
I think that's because you're French ;-D
Oi, it was a 'weener' reference! I'm sorry Chianti, I'm not an American so I didn't get that one at first! :-) Sometimes 'slang' takes a little more time to sink in with me ;-D
I thought it was so funny because I had a mental image of wee-Neo performing in an adult movie, proudly, ehm...
You know. Being wee and all. *giggle* Nevermind. :-)
important connections?? impressive.....
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! you saved the day for ummmmm wee neo? ;p LOL!!!!!!!
He was in a Turkish prison?? Oh boy. He'll never be the same again. Hm.
...yeah Zen...it's because you're French :-0
who wrote this one!!! get that girl an agent!!!!
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