January 21, 2004
I dare plenty

Keanu's horoscope this week is sort of creepy, yet boring so I'm posting mine instead.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): For many male athletes, having sex before a big game is taboo. They believe it saps their energy and hurts their chances of winning. The coach of the Chinese Olympic ping-pong team has gone even further, banning his players from falling in love. In my opinion, this approach is crazy and wrong. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, the best way for you to prime yourself for your upcoming moment of truth is by enjoying as much sweet affection and erotic delight as you dare.

Cripes.
Even Brezsny knows I need to get laid.

it wahs , off topic | from inside the mind of krix at January 21, 2004 02:00 PM .
Comments

Now you've done it; you've made me think of a James song.

*evil grin*

Posted by: Tabitha on January 21, 2004 03:31 PM

A fellow Aries. Cool. I'm Mar. 21, you?
We Rawk!

Posted by: Laura on January 21, 2004 09:03 PM

April 14
We rawk muchly...

Posted by: krix on January 21, 2004 09:26 PM

April 12...
:)

Posted by: phoenix IX on January 21, 2004 10:15 PM

My oldest niece is April 18, favorite bro-in-law is March 21.

I, unfortunately, am August 5.

Posted by: Tabitha on January 22, 2004 07:43 AM
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