January 17, 2004
I assure you that I needed it

ees Ortiz It's been a while since I've shared a ridiculous recockulous* eBay purchase on the blog. Mostly because I've been very good and haven't really made any. Ok, but not that many.

Shut up.

How could I pass up a nine inch Ortiz the Dogboy? Evidently, no one else wanted the Guevarian mongrel and if I hadn't bid he would have gone to the pound. I figure he'll only increase in value once Freaked comes out on DVD.

Also, I need something to take my mind off the fact that Wee Neo has apparently gotten a touch of wanderlust since Seattle and last I saw of him he was mumbling something about passport photos and frequent flyer miles. Who better than a hybrid of man's best friend and a sex god?

OK, I just really wanted the doll.

*We strive to be on the linguistic cutting edge here at keanuvision.

it wahs | from inside the mind of krix at January 17, 2004 10:40 AM .

you nut!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: tess on January 17, 2004 10:15 AM

But who would imagine there would even be such a thing!! Wow!!!

Me, I'm looking for advice on how you get on ebay to find things like Eddieshirt. I have never bought/won anything on ebay. The last thing I tried for was black leather pants..(don't you dare laugh) to celebrate losing 40 lbs. I never won them, of course..*sigh*

But -- Ortiz the Dogboy!! sooo kewl! Do you just permanently rawk, or what!

Posted by: bakednudel on January 17, 2004 10:28 AM

I usually just search "keanu" and sort by 'highest price first' to see if there's any wardrobe/prop goodies up on the block. That's how I got eddieshirt. You can also seach by movie name+wardrobe or all sorts of other variables. And there's a film prop/wardrobe category you can browse as well. The worst is searching for anything Matrix because you have to exclude all the phone/printer/automobile items. Not that you'll ever find any genuine Matrix wardrobe on the 'Bay, I'll bet. I'm sure there are other sources for wardrobe, but most of the prices are pretty high and for real collectors, not freaks like me that just want to sleep in it.

Posted by: krix on January 17, 2004 10:47 AM

Ha! Ha! Ortiz is great! I love that Keanu wasn't credited for his role in Freaked. Gosh, I wonder how long the makeup person had to apply ALL that dogboy hair to Keanu? Sigh. What a great job that would of been! Keanu, stay!! You have to sit in this chair for 7 hours everyday with me touching you ALL over your body for the next week or so. Until we get you all ORTIZED! It's a tough job, but someone has to do it!

Damn, now I'm going to have to search the credits for just WHO was the makeup artist on Freaked!

It's sad, but I just learned what MILF and DILF stood for (I didn't see the American Pie movies obviously!) (In regards to your use of recockulous*).

Posted by: Judee on January 17, 2004 11:07 AM

You could also search "9 inch" + "Keanu"... who knows what would pop up!

Posted by: Chianti on January 17, 2004 11:35 AM

Recockulous, indeed!

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: on January 17, 2004 12:09 PM


I wonder if Keanu's mater [who collects his dolls] knows about this one...

It sure is urgly...

Posted by: Keanuette on January 17, 2004 01:42 PM

Chianti, you naughty girl!

Thanks for the ebay tips though...something to amuse me during the long lonely nights. When I'm not watching one of my ever-growing collection of Keanu films...

Yep, I've gone over the edge...wheeeeeeeee!!!

Posted by: bakednudel on January 17, 2004 05:00 PM

Oh, and dare I hope that Little Neo is planning a trip overseas? He will have such a fantabulous time! I can highly recommend London, all of Yorkshire, Munich, all of the Austrian Alps, and Berlin...

Posted by: bakednudel on January 18, 2004 07:42 AM
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