January 14, 2004
I thought Chuck Spadina was his pornstar name.....
Brezsney tries to corrupt us all this week...
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I predict that 2004's mysterious gifts will free you from your old self. At least one of your inhibitions will disappear. Attacks of self-consciousness will diminish in frequency and intensity. You'll realize how fun it is to rebel against your antiquated image. The only new taboo you might take on is a taboo against imitating the overused shticks that have worked for you in the past. Because of these explosive improvements in your relationship with brash spontaneity, you may be ready to acquire your *porn name.* Here are two suggestions about how to generate the new moniker. 1. Combine the name of your first pet with the name of the street where you lost your virginity. 2. Go to www.mypornname.com and follow the directions.
Following suggestion # 1, I'm "GiGi Lindell"
My web generated porn name is "Honey Hills".
In other news, my bass came today (yay!) so expect light blogging for a bit.
Come to think of it, Fender Mustang is a GREAT porn name.
| from inside the mind of krix at January 14, 2004 11:00 AM
I have a terrific brochure someplace for a guitar amp where the front page reads, "I'm hot! Turn me on and find out why!!!"
My porn name is Arcadia Foxx - whoa!
Keanu's is Tannen Surewood [hee!]
I've heard before that this is a fun way to come up with your porn name - mine's Tootsie Cartier. I work at Pussycats - you know, that club by the airport? ;)
...isn't there a Spadina Rd. in Toronto? ;-)
I thought his dog was named Jupiter, tho - but maybe he chose his own pet name...?
Have a lot of fun with that new love of your life!
... and my new name'd be Tempest Peeks
My web generated name is "Rhonda Jiggles" I must say I like the pet/street name better. Rhonda Jiggles is way too obvious...
I'm Scamp High with the street thing and Heaven Lick with the computer generated one.
Niobe, there is a Spadina Ave in Toronto. I snapped a picture of the sign when I was there last. Hee! Yes, as nudel would say, I'm 12.
krix, have fun with your new toy! But, don't forget about us.
Hahaha, these are all brilliant, especially Tootsie Cartier (oh la la), Heaven Lick & 'Mister Surewood' *snork*
For some strange reason, my own porn name is excactly the same one as the name I entered!
Hm, must be a bug in the system.
The other one is 'Misty West', which is kind of cool :-)
Oh, & have fun with your bass, Miss Honey Hills! Hope to see pics (preferably x-rated) of 'Fender Mustang' in action soon ;-D
Hot Damn!! I've never seen that pic before.
I love it! I love those androgynous photos.
My heart skipped a beat. This picture helps to explain...
The Beauty that is Keanu Reeves.
using the instructions in #1, i'm pedro rhode island. lol i just clicked on the mypornname site then realized that maybe i better wait till i get home from work before i test that one out... !
Oh yeah...it's Spidina ain't it?
I figure if he took it from the avenue in Toronto, it's Spadina.
hmmm...I thought it was your middle name + the street you grew up on, hence mine was always Reed MacFarland (pretty lame); but that could explain Chuck Spadina.
*sigh* When you get to be my age you can't remember the street on which you lost your virginity... or maybe it was all that "pipeweed" in college...
My generated name: "Taylor Treats" ? naaah, I think I'd rather stick with my Hawaiian name-- Ailika!
Hey, another Taylor! My #2 name: Taylor Gutentight. However, I like my #1 name better: Princess Broad. Classy, ain't it?
THAT'S GREAT!!! You got a new bass but don't forget to bring us some happines here ok?
My porn name is Tara DeMoaner coool isn't??
Taylor Swallow? Summer Diver? Fluffy Oakmont... hmmm, i like elements of all three, but i'm stickin' with the last one, pet and street. way cool, krix, now go on out there and rock da house!
Allow me to introduce myself...
Hello, all. My name's Ginger Pie. Not only am I slut, I'm a dessert, too.
And, Honey Hills: rock out, sister! :)
Autumn Sterling ... not bad...
This is FUN! Using my real name I'm Muffy Pie... and using #1 I'm Busty Cheeks...
Misty Storm. Hehe...a real X-girl!
huh, no 1 , if I remembred clear, is Mimi in the valley, ya, romantic, isnīt it?
I got Raquel Hunter.. but I like the other version better... Smokey Banning LMAO ;)
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