January 07, 2004
Saint Keanu

image from the Daily Thud

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Pope Jean Paul II has canonized 477 new saints, exceeding the total of the last 86 popes combined. His secret? Previously, candidates had to have performed three miracles, whereas now it's two at most. Other saint-makers have been inspired by the Pope's example. The Church of the Subgenius is creating an average of 2,100 new saints per year (non-Catholic variety), while the Discordians are close behind with 1,875. I'm embarrassed to say that my own faith, the Temple of Sacred Uproar and Rowdy Blessings, has been lagging far behind -- until now, that is. In honor of the miraculous feats of beauty, truth, and love that "Free Will Astrology"-reading Virgos have been pulling off lately, I hereby bestow sainthood on every one of you. You may hereafter put a "St." in front of your name.

-Rob Brezsny, FreeWillAstrology

it wahs | from inside the mind of krix at January 07, 2004 07:43 AM .


Posted by: Zen on January 7, 2004 07:53 AM

I've already been praying to him for months now...!

Posted by: bakednudel on January 7, 2004 08:02 AM

There's an "on my knees" joke in here, but I haven't had any coffee yet.....

Posted by: krix on January 7, 2004 08:04 AM

So, to my fellow parishoners of the Sacred Heart Church of St. Keanu, when is his feast day? I guess that would be Sept. 2?

Posted by: Melissa on January 7, 2004 08:56 AM

"St. Keanu of the Spontaneous Ovulation"

"St. Keanu of the Incomparable Beauty"

"St. Keanu of the Climax-Inducing Bass Chord"

Not that its necessary, but just a few suggestions to further clarify his saintdom.

Melissa, every day would be Feast Day as far as I'm concerned! wink:wink

Posted by: Chianti on January 7, 2004 09:19 AM

think of all the lovely icons he's already inspired...the miracle that is keanu...it's solid true...

Posted by: lori on January 7, 2004 09:51 AM

i have to say this is one of my ultimate fav pics of Keanu...so innocent, so vulnerable, so warm, inviting, peaceful, full of grace, calming, desirable...

ok ok NOW i see the 'saint hood' remarks hehe :P


Posted by: Dawni on January 7, 2004 11:03 AM

LOL Chianti!

Posted by: Keanu_Soul on January 7, 2004 01:24 PM

I'm with you, Dawni. This photo is one of my favorites. COMPLETE warmth and serenity, it is.

Posted by: Saint r.j.girl ;)...I'm a Virgo, too, ya know on January 7, 2004 03:21 PM

He'd laugh, I bet he'd so laugh.

But based on those qualities, he would qualify.

Though if he's a saint then so am I. lol

Posted by: Sunny on January 7, 2004 03:56 PM

YES! Thank's to him i'm reading some Shakespeare(a miracle on my life!!) Is true he's the 'saint Keanu of the incomparable beauty' 'Saint Keanu of the climax-inducing bass chord'

Posted by: Naomi on January 7, 2004 05:11 PM
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