According to a highly scientific survey done by Blockbuster Video, Keanu comes in 3rd place with a mere 15% of the vote for who people want as their fantasy date for New Year's Eve.
Nearly a third of people who haven't discovered the joys of Netflix would watch the ball drop with Ashton Kutcher, with Johnny Depp coming in second.
Ah well, I seriously doubt Keanu will be dateless on Wednesday night unless he wants to be.
What I want to know is WHO the hell wants to date Arnold?
eek.
(Thanks Tyler)
it wahs | from inside the mind of krix at December 29, 2003 12:53 PM .LMAO!
I know, somepeople need brain surgery quicktime...
*mutters* 15 perfeckingcent I ask you?
Posted by: Keanuette on December 29, 2003 01:15 PMMaria?
Posted by: Tyler on December 29, 2003 01:19 PMPete Wilson?
Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: on December 29, 2003 01:20 PMOkay. I give up. I confess. I'm a Keanaphile. I've slunk here in shame to find my own kind.
What idiots would choose a Punk, or that commie Depp over our boy?
But why hold out for New Year's Eve? Who needs champagne, glittery parties, music? I'd be content to sit and watch him make out his grocery list in a pair of sweat pants and a ripped t-shirt. In fact, I may sit and comtemplate that visual image for several minutes....
Posted by: Bethanie on December 29, 2003 01:26 PMBethanie~
Ain't no shame on this blog, girl! :) This is the best site (Keanu or not), with a brilliant, hilarious hostess (our lovely krix) and a group of intelligent ladies (and men) that I look forward to hearing the opinions of daily.
And...I DO like the way you think. I'm pretty sure he could sell out any theatre by just showing up to read the phone book. ;)
Posted by: r.j.girl on December 29, 2003 01:53 PMAfter having a look to the list: it's better be off than on THAT list! Who put Keanu's name among those of such common people?
Posted by: breeze64 on December 29, 2003 02:06 PMRJ-
Yes, let's make him read the phone book. Actually, I've heard K has an interest in more meaningful literature, like Oriana Fallaci (which is good) and Thomas Mann (which will rot his brain.)
Ah, now here's my darkest, most subversive fantasy: make him read Atlas Shrugged aloud to me. My God. I wouldn't survive. It would be like the time I dipped a chocolate Power Bar into vanilla yogurt and had a fit of hysteria.
Posted by: Bethanie on December 29, 2003 02:11 PMReading the phone book, huh? Damn shame my number is unlisted.
Posted by: Melissa on December 29, 2003 02:20 PMOkay, I just went to the official site. Hugh Grant? Cuba Gooding Jr.? What are these people on? I mean, Ashton was cute in Cheaper by the Dozen, but Keanu he ain't.
Posted by: Melissa on December 29, 2003 03:00 PMIt's a nightmare come true-Ashton beating Keanu 2-1? What is the world coming to??
Obviously the majority of poll-takers were either pre-teens who have seen that Honeymoon movie way too many times and/or members of some huge family that resides mainly in Massachusetts....
-no offense to anyone that likes any of the above but c'mon!
I take comfort in knowing that this time next year Keanu's name will still be on that list and everyone will be saying Ashton who???
Posted by: audy on December 29, 2003 03:47 PMAudy,
That's MR. Moore to you. :)
PS.
From your mouth to God's ear.
Posted by: Tyler on December 29, 2003 04:27 PMi can believe Johnny Depp scored higher than keanu (because i do believe that he, at least, is worthy), but who wants to date a married (well, seriously betrothed, anyway...) man? **note to self: aren't YOU the one with the perpetual hots for one certain unhappily married man, dummy?!** Kutcher is probably a flash in the pan, but our keanu is number one where it counts.
Posted by: lori on December 29, 2003 04:40 PMI enjoy Johnny as an actor quite a bit. Yeah ,he seems a bit on the skeezy side of weird, but I like that in a person. I still hold the drink prices at the Viper Room against him, however.
I think deppravity.com would be great name for a fan site for him.
Posted by: krix on December 29, 2003 04:53 PMkrix, I hope you've registered that name, coz it's great...and then you could sell it to the krix-equivalent of deppfandom...
Naaah, there is NO ONE like our krix!
Well I personally am glad that Keanu is not high on a list that would put Ashton and Johnny ahead of him...erm...if that makes any sense, which it probably doesn't because I'm back from my birthday bash...ugh, it doesn't take much to get me sozzled...
I agree with those who would pay to hear and watch him in old clothes reading a phone book...or maybe some of my beloved Shakespeare...*sigh* now that...
Posted by: bakednudel on December 29, 2003 07:24 PMnudel~
Is TODAY your birthday? Happy, happy birthday, sweetie! I hope you've enjoyed YOUR day!!!
i don't care if JD doesn't bathe -- i'll never get close enough to him for that to matter. he's beautiful and talented and a true free spirit who does things his own way (hmmm, sounds a little like someone else we all know and love, someone who has also been known to forgo the occasional bath himself). if it weren't for keanu, i would have to agree with People magazine that JD is the sexiest man alive. but i'm just weird that way, about depravity and all. and i'm with you about the Viper Room drinks, krix!
Posted by: lori on December 29, 2003 09:42 PMThanks, rj, yes it was! And since I spent much of it with Keanu (onscreen) I guess I'm not hijacking krix's lj tooo much to say so... SGG matinee followed by Revolutions Imax.
It was a perfect birthday.
Posted by: bakednudel on December 30, 2003 04:01 AMI am so sick of Ashton Kutcher. Johnny I could get into. The list is most interesting for those it left off though. No Tom, no Brad, no Matt, no Ben,
one Keanu. *smiles*
P.S. Happy B'day nudel!
Posted by: Zen on December 30, 2003 04:58 AMI went and looked at the article--I didn't realize Hugh Grant equalled Keanu.
I'd love to go on a date with Hugh Grant. Have you ever seen him on a talk show? Maybe it's because I used to work in London, but he really cracks me up. I think I could relax on a date with Hugh Grant.
A date with Keanu would just leave me speechless and tongue-tied, I fear...frozen...awed. *grin*..acting like a Hugh Grant character! Maybe I need to get to a beckyband gig, actually see him (from a distance) in person, and then I'd get over it.
Hugh Grant, on the other hand, strikes me as a type I could cope with. I mean, we both lived in London, so there'd be a conversation starter.
With Keanu, my favored conversation starter is "I know what it's like to have an unusual first name..." *sigh* pretty lame...
Posted by: bakednudel on December 30, 2003 11:12 AMI'm with you, bakednudel. If I were alone with our boy I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to muster much more than, "Jesus Christ, you're beautiful. God damn. Look at you." And variations thereof.
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