December 26, 2003
what I learned at work today

If you type

how many square feet in an acre

into google, you get this handy little calculator result.


if you type

"how many square feet in an acre?"

you get...........p o r n.

[note: DO NOT click on any of the google search results on that second one. Trust Me.]

off topic | from inside the mind of krix at December 26, 2003 12:51 PM .

...without much thinking I would have tried the second option first..., maybe adding a few metres in the process because I always tend to forget about the ft/m conversion factor... but who needs porn at work when all you really need is to catch a glimpse of velvety brown eyes...

Posted by: Niobe on December 26, 2003 02:42 PM

You know, I would have tried the second option first, too, thinking that was the way to ask a question in google.

Now I'm wondering How In The World that answer came to be for that question? Is it some weird porn-code? If I shopped at Urban Outfitters instead of Talbot's would I understand?

Posted by: bakednudel on December 26, 2003 03:03 PM

You know, I tried one of the search results so I could view their source and see what other kind of tricksy meta-tags they had and it locked up my machine and alerted my virus software.
So heed the warning I've added to the entry and don't be clicking those. They're evil.

Posted by: krix on December 26, 2003 03:20 PM

"Weird man"

You've been watchin' dem Hobbitses haven't you...Smeagle...LOL

Posted by: Keanuette on December 26, 2003 03:42 PM

I haven't seen the 3rd one yet. I will wait for the DVD, three hours with no pause button doesn't sound fun to me.

I do enjoy the word 'tricksy', though.

Posted by: krix on December 26, 2003 03:48 PM

Man, I'm with nudel on this one. I may be totally naive, but I have absolutely no idea what the connection is. Aaaah, the life-enhancing information that can be found on the internet! ;)

Posted by: r.j.girl on December 26, 2003 10:16 PM

Well I can see why you *had* to go to work today. It looks like you were very productive indeed. ;)

Posted by: Zen on December 27, 2003 05:49 AM

wtf?????? if anyone figures this out please splain it to head a todd shake...

Posted by: tess on December 27, 2003 01:23 PM

krix - ROTK ain't too hard on the bum. I made sure I didn't drink anything before and during. I made it through ok.

It's a good movie, but could've been shorter.

Posted by: Keanuette on December 29, 2003 01:02 PM

The reason that you get porn is that you dared mention a body part - feet.

Posted by: Phyllis on February 20, 2004 10:59 AM
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