Last year, I posted my Keanu-themed take on the classic, 'The Twelve days of Christmas', and I'm doing it again this year.
But, we're not going to call it "krix gave up on writing a tribute to Neo's thighs to the tune of 'Jingle Bells' so we get the '12 Days' thing again...."
We're going to call it TRADITION.
And in the spirit of giving, I give to you my dear friends, my complete humiliation for your amusement.
~On the first day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:
A Christmas Song about Keanu Reeves
~On the second day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:
2 Scuffed-up Boots
and a Christmas Song about Keanu Reeves
~On the third day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:
3 Bass Riffs
2 Scuffed-up Boots
and a Christmas Song about Keanu Reeves
~On the fourth day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:
4 Bullets Dodged
3 Bass Riffs
2 Scuffed-up Boots
and a Christmas Song about Keanu Reeves
~On the fifth day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:
There Is No Spooooon!
4 Bullets Dodged
3 Bass Riffs
2 Scuffed-up Boots
and a Christmas Song about Keanu Reeves
~On the sixth day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:
6 Teds a-Grinning
There Is No Spooooon!
4 Bullets Dodged
3 Bass Riffs
2 Scuffed-up Boots
and a Christmas Song about Keanu Reeves
~On the seventh day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:
7 Shanes a-Scoring
6 Teds a-Grinning
There Is No Spooooon!
4 Bullets Dodged
3 Bass Riffs
2 Scuffed-up Boots
and a Christmas Song about Keanu Reeves
~On the eighth day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:
8 Jacks a-Running
7 Shanes a-Scoring
6 Teds a-Grinning
There Is No Spooooon!
4 Bullets Dodged
3 Bass Riffs
2 Scuffed-up Boots
and a Christmas Song about Keanu Reeves
~On the ninth day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:
9 Conors Coaching
8 Jacks a-Running
7 Shanes a-Scoring
6 Teds a-Grinning
There Is No Spooooon!
4 Bullets Dodged
3 Bass Riffs
2 Scuffed-up Boots
and a Christmas Song about Keanu Reeves
~On the tenth day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:
10 Scottys Hustling
9 Conors Coaching
8 Jacks a-Running
7 Shanes a-Scoring
6 Teds a-Grinning
There Is No Spooooon!
4 Bullets Dodged
3 Bass Riffs
2 Scuffed-up Boots
and a Christmas Song about Keanu Reeves
~On the eleventh day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:
11 Johnnys Surfing
10 Scottys Hustling
9 Conors Coaching
8 Jacks a-Running
7 Shanes a-Scoring
6 Teds a-Grinning
There Is No Spooooon!
4 Bullets Dodged
3 Bass Riffs
2 Scuffed-up Boots
and a Christmas Song about Keanu Reeves
~On the twelfth day of Christmas~
my true love gave to me:
12 Nelsons Singing
11 Johnnys Surfing
10 Scottys Hustling
9 Conors Coaching
8 Jacks a-Running
7 Shanes a-Scoring
6 Teds a-Grinning
There Is No Spooooon!
4 Bullets Dodged
3 Bass Riffs
2 Scuffed-up Boots
and a Christmas Song about Keanu Reeeeeeeves!!
This was recorded in Seattle, so it totally counts as grunge.
I'd like to thank my best friend, Eric for accompanying me on guitar and for 'producing'.
OK, I can't listen to this at work...well, I can't!... but the lyrics alone are hysterical! Thanks for a great Christmas gift, dear krix! Those of us currently stressed out are loving this for sure!!
Posted by: bakednudel on December 15, 2003 12:41 PM Extreme Coolness, krix.
It's now my new favorite Christmas song.
You Rock, Chick.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Blinding - really blinding....
thanks krix!
Posted by: Keanuette on December 15, 2003 12:55 PMOh, I am definitely listening to this at work. It downloads faster there! Thank you krix! I'm very curious about the Neo's thighs song though.
Posted by: Zen on December 15, 2003 01:41 PM
Lovin' it! I am lovin' it!
Wow - you've totally brought out the lurker in me. Anyone who has the guts to do that deserves recognition - way to go Krix!!
Posted by: Danny JP on December 15, 2003 02:24 PMThanks :)
Posted by: krix on December 15, 2003 02:39 PMWow! Watch out, Becky (the SINGER, not the group). Rock on, sister. Love the song AND the new Christmas graphics. Beauty all the way around!
Posted by: r.j.girl on December 15, 2003 03:49 PMOh...and...that candy cane looks like it "ouched". ;)
Posted by: r.j.girl on December 15, 2003 03:59 PMi've always been impressed with your wit and style... this is sooooooooooo cute...!!!!!!!!btw...do you have a mailing address for christmas tidbit treats???...would love to send a little token of appreciation in christmas spirit and good cheer.... you can email me at wandaecoco@yahoo.com if you like...btw...i'm also in lv...aaaaaaaaand....e is for reeeeeeeeeeeves!!!!!!
ta-ta for now!
wana
Thank you :)
No need to send me anything, just keep up the Keanu-luv.
beautiful!
Posted by: hiwattbass on December 15, 2003 05:54 PMCool song! But I'm more impressed with that candy cane. So lickable.....
Posted by: Melissa on December 15, 2003 06:20 PMI LOVE TRADITION!!!!!!!!! Thanks for bringing this back again this year!! I absolutely dig this.
Posted by: mel on December 15, 2003 08:18 PMLove the song and the new graphics! Great work.
Posted by: w on December 15, 2003 09:09 PMThis is just too cool...
definitely in the holiday spirit now!
thanx, krix!
:)
You're a trip.. You should make it into a cd and sell it :).. get everyone into the xmas spirit:) The Happiest of Holidays to you and yours.,
hugs and God bless your friend
OK, I finally had to download it at home because I'm stuck in a snowstorm again. krix!!!! Oh my gosh! You have a great singing voice! I especially love the grungy part. Thank you so much, this was FUN! And thank you Eric for the cool licks. :D
Posted by: Zen on December 16, 2003 08:18 AMYou Rock, Krix!! Love the song and the candy cane. Thanks for all you do to make our days and fill them with Keanu!! Neo's thighs deserve a song too...
You're the best!
Posted by: Tawny on December 16, 2003 08:40 AMWell done Krix and Eric, that was priceless! It really is beginning to look and sound a lot like Christmas here at keanuvision! Now when can we be expecting a complete CD from the two of you? LOL
Posted by: Lisa on December 16, 2003 10:16 AMAll Hail Tradition!
You rock girl...keep working on the song about thighs...(hehehehe)
Ok, that has to be the best thing I have seen and heard all day! OMG totally fab..LOL LOVE IT..
Posted by: TxScorpio on December 16, 2003 11:53 AM"Well done Krix and Eric, that was priceless! It really is beginning to look and sound a lot like Christmas here at keanuvision! Now when can we be expecting a complete CD from the two of you? LOL"
That's not a bad idea Lisa...;)
I can't stop listening to this, it's brilliant. Way to go duder!
Posted by: Keanuette on December 16, 2003 12:44 PMabsf#####lutely great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: gali1 on December 17, 2003 03:55 AMi just made the mistake of sneakily listening to that at work with my headphones plugged in - and gave my self away by laughing my ass off all the way through. It was f*ckin great !!!! My colleagues think I'm nuts. I loved it & it cheered up a boring day. In fact, I'm gonna go and listen to it again now.
Love Nukea x
Posted by: Nukea on December 18, 2003 04:36 AMWay cool, man. I'm going to sing this on my radio show tomorrow.
Posted by: Renie on December 18, 2003 11:23 AMholy shit, I love it I fucking love it, what a combo you two are I was totally throwing you guys the goat.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, great lyrics and your grunge voice is soooo you, I'm so proud.
I gotta get a copy for da carand the company christmas party!!!!!!!!!!!
I loooooooooooooooove it! Haha, a great Christmas song! Love what u've done to the photoes!
Cheers. Kirx! Eric!
Posted by: Susannah on December 19, 2003 04:24 PMI'm humbled by your creative brilliance, krix, and grateful that you share your talent *and* love for Keanu Reeves with us. If I were the K-man, I'd fall for you like a tonne of bricks!
Posted by: Mee on December 20, 2003 04:57 AM:) Thanks everyone.
Posted by: krix on December 20, 2003 10:38 AMThat is great krix!!!!!! we have a new tradition!!
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