I Hope everyone has a Happy Independence Day...
And now, a Public Service Announcement from keanuvision.com:
1) Have you missed classes or work because of Keanu Reeves?
2) Do you have trouble refusing Keanu Reeves?
3) Do you need Keanu Reeves in order to have fun at a party?
4) Do you use Keanu Reeves to build up your self-confidence?
5) Do you use Keanu Reeves to help you relax?
6) Have you tried to give up Keanu Reeves and failed?
7) Do you crave Keanu Reeves as soon as you wake up?
8) Do you get into trouble because of Keanu Reeves?
9) Do you crave Keanu Reeves at a definite time daily?
10) Do you lie to others about how often you partake in Keanu Reeves?
11) Have you gotten into financial difficulties because of Keanu Reeves?
12) Do you often wish people would just mind their own business about you and Keanu Reeves?
Do you have a problem with Keanu Reeves? Only you can answer that question for yourself. However, taking the above quiz may help to put your relationship to Keanu Reeves in perspective for you. If you end up answering "yes" to three or more questions, you may want to take a good look how your life is affected by Keanu Reeves.
Of course, the correct answer is :
If Keanuholism is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
But watch yourselves this holiday. Don't Keanu and Drive.
(12 questions via brunching.com)it wahs | from inside the mind of krix at July 04, 2002 12:53 PM .