March 01, 2004
the cruel fates mock the sick girl with the Canadian fetish

Evidently, Kiefer was at the Viper Room Friday night.

You know, the night that becky played.


it wahs | from inside the mind of krix at March 01, 2004 05:04 PM .

Yeah, but really? would you have wanted to snork all over him? No, of course not. The fates obviously have another, better meeting which you are at your peak of perfection, and the Three K's all meet in one cosmic ..uh... well, only you know what that would be.

I personally would implode if I saw Keanu and Kiefer together, live.

Posted by: bakednudel on March 1, 2004 07:37 PM

Ooooo, but I can just imagine it...I could position myself just right, far enough from Keanu as to not let his considerable gravity sway me out of alignment and close enough to Keifer that if he spoke, the waves of golden velvet of his voice would counteract the humping thumping of Keanu's bass. And I'd be there in the polite vortex of sexy Canadian boy crush vibes....vibrating, melting down to my molecules and yes, likely to implode in a glorious KeanuKiefergasm.

Of course, this might be the NyQuil talking.

Posted by: krix on March 1, 2004 07:47 PM

And then I show up...and throw the whole thing out of kilter. Bah

Posted by: Mikey2 on March 1, 2004 08:51 PM

Mikey, you'd show up, grab krix's hand and say "gotcha" -- this keeping her from completely disappearing into Limbo!

Posted by: bakednudel on March 2, 2004 04:23 AM

Poor krix! When I read that Kiefer was there I immediately thought of you and groaned, out loud. This is very unfair.

On the plus side, even when you're sick you're still hilarious. :\

Posted by: Zen on March 2, 2004 04:49 AM

"keanukiefergasm." >:o) damn, i gotta get me some of that nyquil...

Posted by: casluvskeanu on March 2, 2004 06:40 AM


I thig I god subthig like what krix's god...either sinuses are killid agaid.

I'b got Benedryll, both flavors of soob...baybe I shood try sub of dis byself...*looking around*...
sub (add duh Vaporizer)...Theraflu (cuz you neber dow)...

Pardud be...*ffffffffffffbbbbbbbbbbbb*

Posted by: Tabitha on March 2, 2004 07:17 AM

LOL! Get well too,Tabitha :-)
And Kiefer... I *know*.

Posted by: Julie! on March 2, 2004 11:53 AM

To make things worse we have to wait until freakin'MARCH 30th for the next 24! What's up with that?

Posted by: Chianti on March 2, 2004 02:04 PM

Get well soon Tabitha, please dont overdose on the Nyquil. Krix please dont do anything rash, there will be another opertunity someday. LOL Rhy xxx

Posted by: rhyanhan on March 2, 2004 02:21 PM

nononononono! i missed 24 last week because i chose to see Elvis Costello play the Ryman in Nashville instead. tonight i'm doing a little surfing before i settle down in front of the Jack Bauer Power Hour, and i read Chianti's most heinous news! aarrrrrrrrgggh!

gots to have me summa dat Kiefer. *sniff-sniff*

Posted by: lori on March 2, 2004 05:12 PM

Remind me to tell you the story of my friend who rented out the entire bar area of a restaurant on Vermont & what she did when Keifer tried to come into our party.

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: on March 4, 2004 10:14 AM
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