it wahs | from inside the mind of krix at February 11, 2004 08:37 AM .
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Happy Valentine Daze, Virgo! After careful meditation about what advice might purify and supercharge your love life, I'm making this suggestion: For one week, concentrate all your passion and ingenuity on learning to love yourself better. Write at least one love letter and one love poem to yourself. Treat yourself to pleasures that relax your intelligence and open your wild heart. Gaze in the mirror and whisper a flood of sweet nothings. Give yourself thoughtful, surprising gifts. And finally, propose marriage to yourself and perform a wedding ceremony in which you promise to cherish and honor yourself until the end of time.
Ehm... Morning, sweety :-)
Just a question: Will I be forced to post the results if I do this test? Because I remember a similar one at Netty's, and my results were... *cough*
Well. You know.
Posted by: Julie! on February 11, 2004 09:09 AMI think we all already know your purity level.
And the fact that I almost titled this entry:
IF I WERE KEANU REEVES, I'D BE LOVING MYSELF SO OFTEN, I'D NEVER WEAR PANTS
doesn't bode too well for my results, either.
*giggle*
Thanks for relieving me :-)
It's a pretty freakish test. Especially the last section, which had me snickering madly at the thought that there might be people who actually perform these actions, LOL!
I mean, that can't be hygenic. ;-D
Posted by: Julie! on February 11, 2004 10:21 AMCool! I'll try it later...
The pink background looks really nice..:)
Posted by: Keanuette on February 11, 2004 11:13 AM*drumroll*
68.8% pure. I've posted the chart on the Quiz Show page of my diary.
Posted by: Tabitha on February 11, 2004 11:16 AMLove the pink! I was getting so sick of that blue background. And the hearts and red titles are a nice touch.
I am so not clicking anything on that purity quiz. Just in case some überhacker out there can figure out it's me clicking. *shudder*
Posted by: Zen on February 11, 2004 11:59 AMHmmm...somewhere on the internet are my results from the purity test of about 10 years ago...back when I was a faithful rec.arts.sf.written reader. Is it depressing that my purity probably hasn't changed much since then?
krix: congratulations on making me laugh out loud at work again...! There should be an award for that.
Posted by: bakednudel on February 11, 2004 12:54 PMUberhacker aside...I took the test, and well I'm afraid my score will not stop the presses! I'm pure, I'm pure!!! Is this a good thing???
Krix, the stuff that occupies your mind girlfriend!...very funny...I am very fond of the poetry.
Posted by: shelz on February 11, 2004 01:48 PMWell, it really isn't my fault, you see. My middle name is a Spanish equivalent of Agnes, which means chaste. So is it any wonder that my purity level is 84%?????
Posted by: Melissa on February 11, 2004 03:17 PMHmmm. He didn't mention anything about the honeymoon after one's marriage to oneself. ;)
Posted by: r.j.girl on February 11, 2004 03:39 PMI cannot even talk about my results. That was a very naughty test. ;)
Posted by: kat on February 11, 2004 04:22 PM73.4% pure. Extremely average. Hmp. Well. Okay.
Posted by: Smit too on February 11, 2004 04:22 PMCrap! I'm not a wallflower. I'm a friggin' lily!
Posted by: wallflower on February 11, 2004 05:44 PM60% pure, huh? i don't believe it!
Posted by: lori on February 11, 2004 07:33 PMpurity is on my mind.it s always to be good
Posted by: EISENBEIS on February 13, 2004 08:49 AMi m capricorn the day of the queen!
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