November 12, 2003
I get letters
Perhaps I should consider offering my services as a Keanusultant.
From my inbox...
"because you're an expert i wanted YOUR advice...
people are always hounding me with, "whoa you resemble keanue reeves!"
and i wanted YOU to tell me what YOU think, so i can close the book on that subject.
a million pics of me here:
thank you in advance."
I probably should have corrected his spelling, huh?
So far my opinion is that your blog takes forfuckingever to load on dialup.
From what I can tell from the pics from the top banner (which is the only thing loading), you may have a bit of a Thomas Anderson thing goin' on.
Oh wait, it's finally loaded.
You're hella fucking cute and I can see where someone (who was not a Keannoisseur) would say that you resembled him. You do scruffy well, very well......
In my "expert" opinion, you come from the same part of the factory, but a different conveyor belt. Probably not enough to get a gig as a look-alike unless you studied his mannerisms, etc. And even then, you could probably only wow the audience at a kid's party, not a bachelorette's.
Of course, I'm only judging by the few pictures on your front page, I'd have to sleep with you to give a full assessment.
So, if you'd just like an answer for those who are hounding you, you can say:
"Well I asked a girl who runs a Keanu website and spends way too much time editing the hundreds of pictures she has on her hard drive and she said 'Close, but no Keanu' but she'd totally do me if she had the chance."
Hope this helps,
Was that too slutty?
| from inside the mind of krix at November 12, 2003 05:23 PM
and who cares? :)
You will find out tho if you develop a cyber relationship.
Question tho, if you sleep with him, does it make him a keanufuckalike?
Not too slutty at all Krix. Fucking hilarious though.
And I'm sorry, but about the only Keanu thing he has going for him is the Keanuesque askew hair. Cute, but no Keanu.
Cute, but no Keanu. I find him way too juvenile. I read some of stuff and was just like, ick. Total turn off.
hey i'm with YOU people on this. imma skeptic.
i think i look more like butthead from "beavis and butthead"
I didn't bother to check him out; I was too busy laughing. Not slutty enough in my book.
i agree its the 'scruffiness' that gives a hint of a wannabe Keanu..im thinkin more like Patrick Dempsey in the movie..CANT BUY ME LOVE..whatya think ?
on a diff note..blogging itself is a pretty kewl concept..im thinkin HEY WHY NOT :P
One of the many reasons why I love your site.
You rawk! \m/
Okay I almost fell asleep waiting for his site to load up...and now that it's loaded I'm too tired to see straight but if he did look like Keanu , tired or not, I'm sure I'd be able to tell, because like Krix, I also go through quite a few KR pics a day (not as many as she does of course)..LMAO P.S. Krix... make sure he's "legal" first LMAO
He has little Keanu thing going there; I can see why people might say that. He's definitely fuckable though. Post some details when you're done. ;)
He's a bit Keanu-lite, but he's no Keanu. His page takes forever!
Funny reply, Krix. Not too slutty, especially considering who you were replying to.
In my opinion, one can never be TOO slutty when corresponding with potential love-monkeys.
However, something did worry me about this. He wrote on his blog that he hasn't masturbated since sunday. Ehm... Might I ask when you recieved the mail? *He* might be the slutty one, *snicker*
you can do better. I doubt he can quote Hamlet.
I've got to give anti "props" for writing in the first place and being a good sport about the reply.
It's all in fun.
People are always telling me I'm an abomination and a lackwit, but that's beside the point...
I've been told I resemble a marmot with Tourettes, so I've posted new pics on my site for you to give me your opinion (not that you're an expert on foul-mouthed rodents).
I wanted you to tell me what you think because I want to know if I should get a new flea collar or not.
What the hell is a marmot? You're going to make me look it up aren't you?
A freaking woodchuck?
Who's telling you this? They're obviously on the crack, because anyone with eyes can see that you're obviously reptilian. I suggest you discontinue flea-collar use immediately and invest in a good sunscreen.
This is all just a ploy to get me to sleep with you, isn't it?
...I need a ploy?
You think I'm that easy?
hahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahaaaaa, you made me laugh and I needed that in middle of the day ; )
Heck no, but I had a perfectly good scheme all worked out, and now you tell me I need a ploy. *sigh* *grumbles to self and heads back to the proverbial drawing board*
Hahahahahahahahahahhhaaa @ Krix & Mikey2! -to quote Tess :-)
Mikey, you look much better then that other guy! His looks are too 'common American dude-ish', while you have a mysterious "Transylvanian aristocrat-ish" thing going on :-)
He looks a lot like him from the side
Can't see it myself. He's got dark hair and brown eyes....that's about all he resemblance I can see. Am I just being picky...? Mmm, probably!
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