July 09, 2003
conversation with an eddieshirt

eddieshirt: baaaaaaaaaaaby...

krix: what?

es: I'm lonesome, I miss yoooooooou.

k: when did you become such a whiner?

es: I'm not whining, I'm just so bored, hanging here on the closet door.

k: I told you, it's too hot. At least I see you everyday and don't stick you in the closet with the t-shirt collection.

es: ...


es: I wish I had some friends to talk to...

k: absolutely NOT.

es: why not????

k: there's no way I'm buying his underwear, dude. People think I'm a freak for sleeping with you as it is.

es: but...but...

k: even though I do find it strangely sexy that Eddie Kasalivich was sporting RED jockeys.

es: size 34

k : yeah, I noticed that.

es: slut

k: you're just begging for a washing, aren't you?

it wahs | from inside the mind of krix at July 09, 2003 03:54 PM .

Now why did ya have to go tell the world...LOL

Posted by: Keanuette on July 9, 2003 04:07 PM

mmmm, 34 is just right... ;)

Posted by: lori on July 9, 2003 04:29 PM

IMO, Eddie Kasalivich was a little too bulky to wear 34 undies. And why would he have undie wardrobe in the first place unless we were to see it. If there's a deleted scene out there somewhere...

Just a suggestion to appease eddieshirt - ask him to pull himself over a pillow and you two can snuggle until winter rolls around again. Beats having him hanging around, hassling you.

Posted by: Chianti on July 9, 2003 04:29 PM

I didn't realize that warbrobe extended to underwear. (Although I'm starting to suspect that Reeves goes commando more often than not).
In any case, deduced from the auction is the fact that there are 19 PAIR of these drawers out there.

I may just buy a package of size 34 jockeys at Tar-ghet next time I'm there.
For research purposes, natch.

Posted by: krix on July 9, 2003 04:34 PM


Posted by: Tyler on July 9, 2003 04:37 PM

The RED part is what puzzles me. Did the actor picture Eddie being a man who would choose red jockeys? Or was it some cruel joke by wardrobe? They're unsettlingly close the bottom half of Superman's suit.

Posted by: Chianti on July 9, 2003 04:46 PM

I know! Eddie really just got more interesting.
I wish I had this DVD, I would jove to play "Hunt for Red Jockeys" with the zoom and freeze frame.

Posted by: krix on July 9, 2003 04:57 PM

Ha! Ha! Ha! After a crummy day, this was a very nice laugh. Thanks! Red Jockey shorts indeed!!! I just don't see Eddie being the red-underwear type of dude, but I guess those "brainy" types can be an eccentric bunch!? Oh man, the next time I watch that movie, my focus is going to be elsewhere. Damn! Not that that's an entirely bad thing! ;O)

P.S. Krix if you want to bid on the underwear, we won't tell anyone. You're secret will be safe with us. Promise. ;O) We may want to look at them (the pervs that we are, well I guess I can only speak for me), but other than that.... What a great show and tell item...Da da dum, "I have Keanu Reeves' underwear!" I guess that would be movie star underwear and would demand Perrier and only working certain hours. LOL

Posted by: Natasha on July 9, 2003 09:14 PM

Oh man. Red underroos indeed. I did a search for KR completed auctions on Ebay, in Entertainment Memorabilia.
666 items. :-o

Maybe Devil's Advocate wasn't all fiction. Ooof. Heehehee! ;-)

Posted by: frell on July 10, 2003 03:21 PM
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