May 07, 2003
Like a Virgo

This week, Keanu's horoscope from

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I'm smarter in some parts of the earth than in others. In Florence, Amsterdam, and Milwaukee, my IQ is off the charts. In Munich, Madrid, and Washington, D.C., I'm rather dull-witted. Even in Northern California, where I usually live, some places are more conducive to my higher brain functioning. I'm an idiot on Market Street in San Francisco, for example, whereas I'm awash in wise insights whenever I set foot on Mt. Tamalpais. What's this about? The specialized branch of astrology called astrocartography would say that the full potentials of my horoscope are more likely to emerge in certain power spots. In the coming weeks, Virgo, I urge you to investigate the possibility that this phenomenon holds true for you, too. Wander around and test to see where you feel most in tune with your deep, brilliant self.

I'm pretty sure there's a Virgo power spot in my bedroom. Naturally, he's more than welcome to come check it out.

it wahs | from inside the mind of krix at May 07, 2003 12:17 PM .

i usually dont believe those for a second, but i'm from milwaukee, and your i.q. would definately rank high here. thanks for the tip on the countdown clock. kiss kiss cheek cheek.

Posted by: madmathias on May 7, 2003 12:27 PM

oh and, do you like heineken? i see they're promoting the movie also...

Posted by: madmathias on May 7, 2003 12:29 PM

Yeah, I wonder where we'll see their product placement in the film.

Posted by: krix on May 7, 2003 12:43 PM

Yeah!!! Heineken is Dutch beer, and the brewery is in my city, hiccup! :-)
Only we get the strong version over here, due to some bizarre export laws, the ones sold in the USA etc have to have a lesser percentage of alcohol. (It's true! Official Heineken info!) But I have NO idea why they'd want that...
I feel sorry for you for not being able to drink the real thing! :-(

I'm getting all giddy about the premiere as well now... Ridiculous since I'm not there anyway. Oh well... *cheers* :-)

Posted by: Julie on May 7, 2003 02:15 PM

What a coinkidink! There's a Virgo power spot in MY bedrom too. So I have the Eastern Time Zone covered for him, and you have the Pacific...

Posted by: Chianti on May 7, 2003 02:30 PM

I'm sure he would be very deep and brilliant!


Posted by: Keanuette on May 7, 2003 03:56 PM

i carry a virgo power spot around with me at all times, within my personal space. if he'd just press up against me, his full potential would be realized...

Posted by: Lori on May 7, 2003 06:46 PM
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