April 23, 2003
I know kung-foo

Taking inspiration from Mr. Reeves, I have been practicing certain disciplines in secret. It looks like I've been found out, though...

actually this is complete and utter spam

That's right.
Fear my mad martial art skills.....

Shoe-jitsu: I recently bought 5 pairs of great shoes for under sixty dollars total. Including a ladies' version of "the world's coolest sneakers" (according to William Gibson) in white.

Thai-kwan-do: With this art, I can seek out the best Pad Thai in a fifteen mile radius, and get them to deliver.

Drunken Bloxing: Comes in handy after particularly embarassing IM sessions during which too much wine is consumed.

Kung-Flu: Don't you dare sneeze on me, or I shall deflect it and use your own lung-oysters against you.

The Art of the Ninja-haha: Those times when you giggle uncontrollably at the most inappropriate moment? That was me. You didn't even see me, did you?


it wahs | from inside the mind of krix at April 23, 2003 12:27 PM .

LOL--"Shoe-jitsu? I'm going to learn Shoe-jitsu? ....now I know kung-flu!" ---love it!

Posted by: stacey717 on April 23, 2003 03:46 PM

You gave me a bad case of ninja-hahaha with this! :-D I've started to do kung-fu again yesterday... Well, actually my own personally developed 'kung-fu style aerobics'. I want to stay 'normal' instead of 'considering buying new jeans', but so far my not-so-professional kicks into the air have given me a strange walk due to a strained leg, and I did not lose any weight yet, just my 'dignity'! Hmpf.
Easter is deadly for me. I completely over-indulged in chocolate eggs... Dozens of them!!! Filled with mousse! Praline! A delicious white one filled with pure dark brown chocolate cream! Another white one, with a sugar-rose on top! A whole bunny, holding a basket filled with even more eggs! God, it was SO worth it! *delicate little burp*

Posted by: Julie on April 23, 2003 03:53 PM

Heh. "You have be nominated" Apparently good grammar isn't one of the requirements for this honor. :D

Posted by: Sparrowhawk on April 23, 2003 09:00 PM

Pretty much the only requirement was an email address.

Posted by: krix on April 23, 2003 10:14 PM
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