Taking inspiration from Mr. Reeves, I have been practicing certain disciplines in secret. It looks like I've been found out, though...
That's right.
Fear my mad martial art skills.....
Shoe-jitsu: I recently bought 5 pairs of great shoes for under sixty dollars total. Including a ladies' version of "the world's coolest sneakers" (according to William Gibson) in white.
Thai-kwan-do: With this art, I can seek out the best Pad Thai in a fifteen mile radius, and get them to deliver.
Drunken Bloxing: Comes in handy after particularly embarassing IM sessions during which too much wine is consumed.
Kung-Flu: Don't you dare sneeze on me, or I shall deflect it and use your own lung-oysters against you.
The Art of the Ninja-haha: Those times when you giggle uncontrollably at the most inappropriate moment? That was me. You didn't even see me, did you?
Hai!
LOL--"Shoe-jitsu? I'm going to learn Shoe-jitsu? ....now I know kung-flu!" ---love it!
Posted by: stacey717 on April 23, 2003 03:46 PMYou gave me a bad case of ninja-hahaha with this! :-D I've started to do kung-fu again yesterday... Well, actually my own personally developed 'kung-fu style aerobics'. I want to stay 'normal' instead of 'considering buying new jeans', but so far my not-so-professional kicks into the air have given me a strange walk due to a strained leg, and I did not lose any weight yet, just my 'dignity'! Hmpf.
Easter is deadly for me. I completely over-indulged in chocolate eggs... Dozens of them!!! Filled with mousse! Praline! A delicious white one filled with pure dark brown chocolate cream! Another white one, with a sugar-rose on top! A whole bunny, holding a basket filled with even more eggs! God, it was SO worth it! *delicate little burp*
Heh. "You have be nominated" Apparently good grammar isn't one of the requirements for this honor. :D
Posted by: Sparrowhawk on April 23, 2003 09:00 PMPretty much the only requirement was an email address.
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