First off, here are some gems from Brezsny in Taurus' scope this week, they're so clever I had to share. They'd make good sig quotes or something....

"Don't follow me; I'm following my bliss."

"I'm not tense -- just terribly, terribly alert."

"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it."

"I'm talking to myself -- please don't eavesdrop."

"Don't worry -- it only seems kinky the first time."

"Warning: I have an Attitude and I know how to use it."

And Keanu's horoscope this week:

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Famed TV producer Sherwood Schwartz had a hand in making more than 700 TV shows, and he co-authored theme songs for the sitcoms "Gilligan's Island" and "The Brady Bunch." Every year he collects about $60,000 in royalties for those tunes, written so many years ago. I'd like to alert you, Virgo, to the fact that you're now in a phase similar to the one Schwartz was in when he got inspired to compose those long-term money-makers. It's time to create a legacy for yourself.

I think Keanu's got that legacy thing pretty much covered.
Wonder how he feels about that....