March 31, 2003
Conversation with an Eddieshirt

EddieShirt: krix? Do you still love me?

krix: of course I do

ES: but we're not sleeping together anymore

k: that's because you make me too hot

ES: oooooh, baby that's what I....

k: No, I mean hot as in hot. As in kicking-off-the-covers-in-the-middle-of-the-night, thrashing-around-because-I'm-uncomfortable-and-sweaty hot.
You're thermal baby, and it's so warm at night I can't sleep.

ES: oh.....(sighs)

k: and you're funky enough as it is.

ES: what?

k: you totally stink, dude

ES: stink? That's the scent of our essences co-mingling, baby.

k: Yeah, but the cat won't come near me when I wear you anymore.

ES: You know, there's this amazing newfangled thing called a washing machine...

k: Smartypantsshirt, I know. I'm just afraid that something will happen, I mean ... you're perfect right now. What if you shrink or unravel?

ES: I won't. Just keep me out of the dryer.

k: We'll see. I guess I will have to before I take you to see Reloaded.

ES: You're taking me to see Reloaded?

k: Of course.

ES: ...

k: ...

ES: You know what I miss?

k: What's that?

ES: waking up in the morning and watching silly stuff on the morning news, and having coffee with you.

k: I miss that, too. Trust me, there's very little that's silly on the morning news these days.

ES: Then you should let me wrap around and comfort you, I've seen my share of explosions, I'd keep you safe.

k: Dude, you were in the celebration scene. The only explosion you saw was the pop of the champagne cork.

ES: Shut up.

k: I'm sorry baby, you are brave. And special. And I do need your comfort.

ES: You know, you could turn the A/C on at night.

k: I think I might just do that.

it wahs | from inside the mind of krix at March 31, 2003 12:05 PM .

You're totally mad....LOL

That's a good thing...

Posted by: Keanuette on March 31, 2003 12:31 PM

krix, thanx for keeping things CrazySexyCool
in the midst of all life's weird unpredictabilities.

Have a great week!

Posted by: phoenix IX on March 31, 2003 12:38 PM

(Keanuette - contact me - I've been trying to get hold of you). Jazz = Zeli

Krix - You are totally lost girl. Lol.
Wah - you have an Eddie Shirt?!!!

Posted by: jazz on March 31, 2003 01:43 PM

Love it. Absolutely positively love it. Like Phoenix said crazysexycool is a good thing these days.

Posted by: Tyler on March 31, 2003 01:52 PM

you really know how to give us the shirts..


Posted by: kaz on March 31, 2003 02:26 PM

Some of the best conversations of my life have been with my clothes, rock on Krix.

Posted by: Sage on March 31, 2003 02:38 PM

Maybe you could just pose him in the corner until Fall. Give the kitty a chance to acclimate to the aroma. You don't want to wash away any remaining DNA, do you? Quite a dilemma.

Posted by: Chianti on March 31, 2003 03:31 PM

We had a nice little "airing out" schedule going for a while, but as it gets warmer....there's just too much of my DNA wafting. There will be a washing soon, or I'm afraid my springtime funk will permanently bond with the fibers.

Grossed out yet?

Posted by: krix on March 31, 2003 03:38 PM

Perhaps Keanu would be into some kind of "wear & return" schedule - he'd probably rather wear something and mail it to somebody than do the wash, rinse, repeat routine. IMO of course. ;)

Posted by: Chianti on March 31, 2003 04:04 PM

sign me up for that wash and return program!! it'll be a 2 week turnaround tho ;-)

Posted by: roxy on March 31, 2003 05:52 PM

you just gave me the best smile I've had in days!!!!!!!! LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: tess on March 31, 2003 07:35 PM

Damn, you're cute :)

Posted by: Kelly on March 31, 2003 08:52 PM

krix, i can SO relate to this eddieshirt conversation. lately i've neglected mine, as well, but at least he doesn't stink. believe me, washing will not hurt him, washing is a good thing. maybe if you wash es, you'll start to feel, erm, closer to him again.

*krix is the queen of smiles!*

Posted by: Lori on March 31, 2003 10:20 PM
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