EddieShirt: krix? Do you still love me?
krix: of course I do
ES: but we're not sleeping together anymore
k: that's because you make me too hot
ES: oooooh, baby that's what I....
k: No, I mean hot as in hot. As in kicking-off-the-covers-in-the-middle-of-the-night, thrashing-around-because-I'm-uncomfortable-and-sweaty hot.
You're thermal baby, and it's so warm at night I can't sleep.
ES: oh.....(sighs)
k: and you're funky enough as it is.
ES: what?
k: you totally stink, dude
ES: stink? That's the scent of our essences co-mingling, baby.
k: Yeah, but the cat won't come near me when I wear you anymore.
ES: You know, there's this amazing newfangled thing called a washing machine...
k: Smartypantsshirt, I know. I'm just afraid that something will happen, I mean ... you're perfect right now. What if you shrink or unravel?
ES: I won't. Just keep me out of the dryer.
k: We'll see. I guess I will have to before I take you to see Reloaded.
ES: You're taking me to see Reloaded?
k: Of course.
ES: ...
k: ...
ES: You know what I miss?
k: What's that?
ES: waking up in the morning and watching silly stuff on the morning news, and having coffee with you.
k: I miss that, too. Trust me, there's very little that's silly on the morning news these days.
ES: Then you should let me wrap around and comfort you, I've seen my share of explosions, I'd keep you safe.
k: Dude, you were in the celebration scene. The only explosion you saw was the pop of the champagne cork.
ES: Shut up.
k: I'm sorry baby, you are brave. And special. And I do need your comfort.
ES: You know, you could turn the A/C on at night.
k: I think I might just do that.
krix, thanx for keeping things CrazySexyCool
in the midst of all life's weird unpredictabilities.
Have a great week!
(Keanuette - contact me - I've been trying to get hold of you). Jazz = Zeli
Krix - You are totally lost girl. Lol.
Wah - you have an Eddie Shirt?!!!
Love it. Absolutely positively love it. Like Phoenix said crazysexycool is a good thing these days.
Posted by: Tyler on March 31, 2003 01:52 PMaaahhh,krix..
you really know how to give us the shirts..
wink
Posted by: kaz on March 31, 2003 02:26 PMSome of the best conversations of my life have been with my clothes, rock on Krix.
Posted by: Sage on March 31, 2003 02:38 PMMaybe you could just pose him in the corner until Fall. Give the kitty a chance to acclimate to the aroma. You don't want to wash away any remaining DNA, do you? Quite a dilemma.
Posted by: Chianti on March 31, 2003 03:31 PMWe had a nice little "airing out" schedule going for a while, but as it gets warmer....there's just too much of my DNA wafting. There will be a washing soon, or I'm afraid my springtime funk will permanently bond with the fibers.
Grossed out yet?
Perhaps Keanu would be into some kind of "wear & return" schedule - he'd probably rather wear something and mail it to somebody than do the wash, rinse, repeat routine. IMO of course. ;)
Posted by: Chianti on March 31, 2003 04:04 PMsign me up for that wash and return program!! it'll be a 2 week turnaround tho ;-)
Posted by: roxy on March 31, 2003 05:52 PMyou just gave me the best smile I've had in days!!!!!!!! LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: tess on March 31, 2003 07:35 PMDamn, you're cute :)
Posted by: Kelly on March 31, 2003 08:52 PMkrix, i can SO relate to this eddieshirt conversation. lately i've neglected mine, as well, but at least he doesn't stink. believe me, washing will not hurt him, washing is a good thing. maybe if you wash es, you'll start to feel, erm, closer to him again.
*krix is the queen of smiles!*
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