February 17, 2003

First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and "top secret". We are top agents of the Collective Sentient Data Review Panel who are interested in importation of information into our system with bytes that are presently trapped in The Matrix. In order to commence this business, we solicit your assistance to enable us transfer into your construct the said-trapped bytes.

The source of the information is as follows: During the regime of the last prototypical transitional version 2.6 of Agent John Smith, A.I. representatives set up protocols and awarded themselves access to information which was grossly overlinked in various databases. The present Version 3.0 of Agent John Smith set up the Collective Sentient Data Review Panel and we have identified a lot of inflated data bytes that are presently floating in the Central Server of The Matrix ready for download.

However, by virtue of our position as artificial intelligence and members of this panel, we cannot acquire these bytes in our names. I have therefore been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues in the panel, to look for a real world partner into whose construct we would transfer the sum of 31,320,000 (Thirty-One Million, Three Hundred and Twenty thousand) terabytes in which we hope to use in a mass file-sharing and email forward, and to enable us to waste even more time looking at porn. Hence, we are sending you this email message. We have agreed to share the bandwidth thus:

1. 20% for the construct owner (you)
2. 70% for us (the agents of the CSDRP)
3. 10% to be used in uploading cute little kitten pictures.

Due to our poor Telecommunication system and for purpose of strict
confidentiality you are to respond by e-mail to:

Please acknowledge receipt of this message for
proper briefing on the safe modality for the execution.

Yours faithfully,
Agent 100011100011100 [ENCRYPTED]


it wahs , red pill | from inside the mind of krix at February 17, 2003 11:11 AM .

Byte Me.

Posted by: Tyler on February 17, 2003 12:03 PM

Can I softly byte Keanu instead?
Being a computer-moron I had NO idea what that meant. However, I trust you with *whatever the hell* you are doing, so you have my permission and blessings.
I guess.
Please don't do anything that will get you arrested.


Posted by: Julie on February 17, 2003 12:43 PM

Haven't you ever gotten a "Nigerian get-rich-quick" spam, Julie? Your spamblocker must be working!
It's just a spoof of one of those emails.

Posted by: krix on February 17, 2003 12:45 PM

Oh, I see! I was just going to add that the permission was only for using my computer in hacking the matrix, but would be revoked in case it was something that would piss Neo off! :-)

I only get porn-SPAM.
ONLY porn.
I think they must have put me on some 'customer-target-marketing-group-list'
I have no idea why they did that. ;-)

Posted by: Julie on February 17, 2003 12:50 PM

Heh, I can't imagine either.

Posted by: krix on February 17, 2003 12:56 PM

hey,I have B-day today (Feb.18).
i'm 19 years old people...i'm getting old.

Posted by: Nat on February 18, 2003 08:37 AM

Happy birthday Nat! Just think, now you only need to wait 2 more years before you can legally drink! Wahey!
-Assuming you're an American girl... It IS 21 there, right? Anyway, have a nice day :-)

Posted by: Julie on February 18, 2003 12:57 PM


Krix ~ that were funny....LOL

Spamatrix, Byte Me!!!


Posted by: Keanuette on February 18, 2003 01:40 PM

Happy Birthday, Natalie :)

Posted by: krix on February 18, 2003 01:55 PM

Thanks sweethearts!!!
Actually Julie,I live in Israel,so it's legally to drink when you trun 18.

Hey,I got Keanu T-shirt as a gift.

Posted by: Nat on February 18, 2003 02:42 PM


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