So I had nothing better to do, so I thought I'd screw up the site just so I can fix it.
Not really, but I decided to make a few changes because I'm stressing about bandwidth. I'm running at about 80% of my allowance and I don't know what I'm going to do when the TM2&3 come out. I've talked to my host and the cost of getting more bandwidth is incredibly high.
Basically, I've removed the keywords for those movies from my META tags. There are a lot better places to end up on a search than here. I've also noticed that the category that has to do with that little game I play has been getting a lot of traffic. It's graphic heavy and a bandwith hog. So I've changed the name of the category to "simulation" and re-spelled all references to said game to "S!ms" (with a ! for the i - that was the screwing up part. The auto-replacer not only changed the spelling in the titles and entries, but in all the filenames and hyperlinks, too. So I had to go back and fix them). Hopefully that way, people searching for stuff to do with the game won't end up loading that big bandwidth sucking category page.
If that doesn't help I may get rid of that particular category.
The entries will still be there, just not all one one page
I'm going to see how it goes for the next few months.
For those interested (some of them are amusing), here's some search stats:
Nov-2002
1 wallpaper designs
2 keanu reeves naked
3 keanu reeves
4 geoff darrow
5 bill and ted 3
6 scsi1hlp.vxd
7 scsi1hlp.vxd download
8 sexy noses
9 bill and ted's excellent adventure script
10 ebay addiction
11 houseofblues
12 keanuvision
13 matrix spoofs
14 river's edge movie
15 dogstar clip
16 dream sneaks
17 jack bauer
18 n!pple wallpaper
19 watcher
20 bret heart
Dec- 2002
1 wallpaper designs
2 keanu reeves naked
3 keanu reeves
4 going commando
5 houseofblues
6 sex under water
7 under water sex
8 river's edge movie
9 matrix trailers
10 matrix reloaded release date
11 naked s!ms (changed by me)
12 bill and ted 3
13 permanent record
14 bill
15 bill and ted's excellent adventure
16 bret heart
17 jack bauer
18 sexy noses
19 bill and ted
20 kiefer
it is kinda sucky when you realize how much space and bandwidth you are sucking up huh? i felt so bad when that happened at raines. i was just like shit girl, give me 20 minutes and i'll remove it all. i felt terrible.
Posted by: Kat on January 7, 2003 01:30 PMIt's crazy, my usage went up a full gig last month. I don't mind legit traffic, but like I said, I have a feeling I was getting a lot of heavy page loads because people were searching for s!m stuff.
What do you mean, this is not the best place to end up when searching for M2 &3? It's the PERFECT place! Who cares if they want to know about bullit time on a friday and end up staring at Keanu's ass? Who cares if they look for hot Trinity pics and see your scantily clad S!m instead? I think you just removed the keyword because Joel Silver 'snubbed' you & you don't want to do extra promotion for the movies... My oh my... Did you know that he also produced Kiefer in the lost boys? Ouch!
-Wait, that's probably it; He's just upset because you tend to go for his actors, and not him... He's jealous! Why don't you do a Silvervision for one day & cheer the poor guy up? - Please NOT on a friday :-)
Hee, Julie. You always know how to make me feel better.
Silvervision.....heehee!
It wasn't me. I didn't come here looking for hot Trinity pics... I mean you don't have any I might have missed, right?
Posted by: scott on January 7, 2003 04:15 PMHmm, the only Trinity pics you'll find here is when I'm coveting her outfit.
She is hot though.
So where's this nipple wallpaper? I only want to know if it's Keanu-related. ;)
Posted by: Chianti on January 7, 2003 06:52 PMwhen i go dedicated server (any day now) i'm sure i can give you a good deal on the bandwidth and space you have, so that you can continue to provide this great content. i'd hate to see you limited when you're doing so much good.
Posted by: kd on January 7, 2003 10:05 PMAmend kd ~ that would be great!!
Posted by: Keanuette on January 8, 2003 04:15 AMthere were sexy noises, and I MISSED THEM????
arrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh
NOSES, tess.
And the Reevesian schnoozle is always sexy.
Thanks, kd.
Posted by: krix on January 8, 2003 12:49 PMoh, and there's nipplage in wallpaper albums 1 & 2, Chianti.
Posted by: krix on January 8, 2003 12:51 PMtess, tess, inadvertantly hilarious as always. ;)
Posted by: on January 8, 2003 12:53 PMI figured all the google searches were related to your important research on whether Keanu is hung left or right.
By the way, whatever you did caused your page to load about four hundred times faster than it usually does on dial-up.
Posted by: jadedju on January 8, 2003 06:03 PMis anyone interested in an original script of bill and ted? I worked on the film and have lots of memorabilia, photos, cast/crew photo. Looked on ebay and seems there is nothing there so I had nothing to compare it to.
Posted by: carol anne on September 13, 2003 02:01 PMCarol Anne,
I tried to send you an email, but it bounced.
If you come back and read this please email me.
krix (AT) keanuvision (dot) com
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