December 09, 2002
The trouble with Sim Krix

Thanks to skits, I found another Keanu for the s!ms at this site.

So what else could I do but install him, name him Chuck Spadina and stir up some trouble?
I love me some bad boys and my sim is no different...

Actually, it was all very innocent.
Just dinner with a new neighbor. Gotta make him feel welcome, eh?
Plus it's always nice to have someone that understands my intense loathing of watercraft.

But how creepy is this?
Keanu's not too happy to see me enjoying a nice Cobb salad with another guy.

I've never seen someone eat a steak so harassingly.
You'd think he'd be flattered.
After all, Chuck looks like he could be his long lost brother.
Or you know.....evil twin.

After devouring his red meat, Keanu gets all riled up and there is a rather ugly confrontation.

"Hey man, you're a jerk!"

"No, dude. YOU'RE the jerk."
"Don't you shove me!"
The boys scuffle a bit and the word 'cockblock' is used much to the dismay of the other diners.

Chuck has enough, calls me a bitch and makes me cry.
Man, he is a jerk.

I run to Keanu and try to explain, but he gives me an earful of what a tramp I am.

But I'm wiley (and great in bed and he knows it).
I turn on my feminine charms and whisper something saucy in his ear.
Eventually, I am forgiven.

We decide to go home, but on the way to catch a cab, Keanu stops at a fountain and makes a wish...

"I wish my girlfriend wasn't such a complete HO."

We'll see if it comes true....

simulated | from inside the mind of krix at December 09, 2002 03:25 PM .

OMG, don't torment me, don't say Spidina, ack, I miss it so, and you cut that shit out. Ho Ho Ho indeed..........

Posted by: tess on December 9, 2002 04:52 PM

He he he.....sounds like someone's gonna be gettin' coal in her stocking!

Posted by: Da Goddess on December 9, 2002 05:03 PM

HAHAHA! This one's absolutely brilliant! :D It made me laugh so hard I nearly chocked on it -Don't worry, I won't sue you- And OH! The possibilities of TWO Keanu's... I'm trying really hard NOT to say anything too kinky about that! Phew! I wish I was your sim :-)

Posted by: Julie on December 9, 2002 05:52 PM

ROFLMAO. You had me howling over this one. Too damn funny.

Posted by: skits on December 9, 2002 06:39 PM

again, a small request...please insert a lorisim and let her have your keanuleftovers. yummy...

Posted by: Lori on December 9, 2002 06:53 PM

bwahahahah!!! lmfao! krix, you're too much =)

Posted by: kat on December 9, 2002 07:38 PM

Brilliance!! "We'll see it it comes true."


I love your Sim adventures with all my heart.

Posted by: Kelly on December 10, 2002 10:52 AM


I want to have every Keanu character as a neighbour and give them their movie personalities.

What a hoot that will be...

Posted by: Keanuette on December 10, 2002 11:03 AM

oh man. it's a good thing i don't have this game. i'd never ever get anything done.

Posted by: kd on December 10, 2002 11:44 AM

2 Keanu's fighting over me? Of course it's my favorite.
'Nuff said.

Posted by: krix on December 30, 2002 11:07 PM
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