The Huntridge Theater, a historical movie theater here in Las Vegas turned concert venue re-opens today with a Best of Las Vegas concert. I remember seeing movies at The Huntridge when I was little, and also went to many a gig (including Jane's Addiction, and Mary's Danish) a few years back during its first run as a concert hall.

The roof collapsed in 1995, and the fate of the theater was up in the air for a while, but hopefully this new rennovation and re-opening will be the start of a successful run, bringing the edgy and punk scene back to Las Vegas.

So...here's the deal.
Keanu, I'm asking you out on a date.
Check the calendar. This month's big names are The Damned, The Vandals and the DKs (no Jello, though, so really...why bother?). How long has it been since you've caught a gig? I bet we swing it so you wouldn't even get recognized and hassled. Trust me, I can deliver the line "Of course he's not Keanu Reeves...what the hell would I be doing with Keanu Reeves?" with certain conviction.
Afterwards we can go back to your hotel and fill the tub full of fudge.
C'mon! It'll be fun!
Act now, Reeves. I may not be this bold again.
Have your people call my people.