April 01, 2004
keanu sorbet

Yeah, I'm completely evil for PUNK'D-ing you all but oh man, was it worth it. I wish the web were interactive enough that I could see some of your faces.

The comment that filled me with the most glee?

Smit too: "Man. You suck."

Hee! Precisely the effect I was going for, along with that slight nagging in the back of your mind that maybe I really had gone off the deep end into Kelso-land.

The key to a good fool is to carry it on way longer than needed.

Thanks to everyone, especially Red at AKN and the real Kutcher fans for being good sports.

Here's a little something to cleanse your palate with.

photo by ADC

photo by ADC

More yummy KEANU goodness in the morning.


spoony | from inside the mind of krix at April 01, 2004 11:11 PM .

thanx, krix!....

Posted by: phoenix IX on April 2, 2004 12:02 AM

Aww... Ashton isn't that bad, is he? *LOL* But I can see where y'all are coming from - I have this love/hate sort of thing with him - y'know, one of those unexplainable things. Ah, well, anyway, Keanu's nice on the eyes, too, so it's all good. Great site you have here. :)

Posted by: Laura on April 2, 2004 12:07 AM

"Nice"? More like "hot chocolate covered pancakes" or "unbelievably close-to-immoral bundle of unbearable sexuality" on the eyes for me! ;D

(hum… I really have to bake those pancakes and get over it.)

Posted by: pen on April 2, 2004 01:52 AM

Back to KCR, finally! Thank you so much!!
And the bw pics are so soothing on my eyes!!!

Posted by: Niobe on April 2, 2004 02:47 AM

I must admit I hated you for a moment yesterday, cos I didn't understand what was going on. Yeah, I was punked indeed. Welcome back, Ke. But at least Kutcher has a nice bod.

Posted by: Breeze on April 2, 2004 03:12 AM

You had me at--whew!

Thanks for the palate-cleanser too! yummy!

Great, great prank! Big congrats, krix, for Best April Fool ever!

Posted by: bakednudel on April 2, 2004 03:51 AM

Ya got us good Krix!

I just HAD to check out the site before I went to work to make sure everything was back to "normal!"

Yeah!!! There HE is. Kutcher is okay, but....

Posted by: Lucid on April 2, 2004 04:54 AM

T-G-I-K!! Thank God It's Keanu!!!!

Posted by: Angel on April 2, 2004 05:35 AM

I am going to have a really wonderful day now.

The stars have all realigned themselves in thier rightful orbits in my universse.

Posted by: Tyler on April 2, 2004 06:01 AM

*clicks on keanuvision.com - holds breath - peeks through one squinted eye - cringes in anticipation*

*passes out from post-traumatic-stress-relief*
*opens one eye*

Good one krix. Nice job. Really. Could you go a little easier on us next year?

Posted by: Zen on April 2, 2004 06:15 AM

Yea! Everything is back as it should be. Thank heavens April Fools Day only comes once a year! LOL

Posted by: Lisa on April 2, 2004 06:15 AM

Thanks for being such a good sport Ashton Kutcher...bye, bye now!....Good luck!...don’t come back...uh, I mean...come back soon ya hear?!

I’ve got a meeting this morning, but I just had to stop in and see...”did she put him back yet?”

*washes down “sorbet” with morning coffee*

Great April Fools joke Krix...t’was fun! Thx!

Posted by: shelz on April 2, 2004 06:27 AM

Thanks for coming back around. As much as it was a funny ha ha joke, all I can ever think when I see Kutcher is, dumbass. I wanted to gouge my eyes out.

Posted by: kat on April 2, 2004 07:27 AM

Ahhhhhh! That's better....

Great prank, and boy, did you carry it off all day long like a champ! Fuuuneee! Though I am devoid of any opinion of Ashton, did yesterday seem like the longest day of the year to anyone else?!?

I missed him; he is sooooo totally The One!!

Thanks, Krix.

Posted by: Tawny on April 2, 2004 08:06 AM

TGIK indeed!

And that picture with his arms up over his head... oh...

you are forgiven, Krix.

More or less.

Posted by: Smit too on April 2, 2004 09:51 AM

I'm STILL snickering over it! :-D

And thanx to the Ashton fans for being so cool about it :-) *Some* must have visited this place through google or site-links... And I know that if someone had posted a 'being a Keanu-fan' thing as an april fools joke, some of us would have fumed about it. Really. Because we're touchy when he's being 'ridiculed' in our eyes ;-)
And I'm prety sure there would have been some 'bitching' ;-D

So, I never that I would say it, but Ashton fans RAWK! :-D -And Krix too, of course :-)

Posted by: Julie! on April 2, 2004 10:45 AM

And of course there should be a 'thought' in that last sentence ;-)
Obviously I wasn't doing that when I clicked 'post' :-D

Posted by: Julie! on April 2, 2004 10:46 AM

I f'ing thought you lost it!!
Good one, Krix

Posted by: Tharize on April 2, 2004 11:27 AM

Man am i relieved to have "the one" back. My only question is how will you top this years April Fools joke?

Posted by: Allison on April 2, 2004 01:38 PM

Mmmmmmmm keanu is so yummy indeed.

Man, you really got me, lol- the second i walked on to the site, I almost dropped dead! I felt sooo aloone and was like WHERE IS OUR KEANU?!?!?
that prank was so good it made me forget it was april 1rst. Lol, and i had been messin with people all day...
good job, kudos in decieving people

Posted by: someone on April 2, 2004 04:27 PM

sigh, so relieved.
don't u just love keanu's name?

keanu. not ashton- KEANU

I love the ring in it... keanuuuu keaaaanu....

aaaaaahhhh ..... i'm relaxing

Posted by: someoneagain, onemorething on April 2, 2004 04:32 PM

sigh, so relieved.
don't u just love keanu's name?

keanu. not ashton- KEANU

I love the ring in it... keanuuuu keaaaanu.... it's sorta stress relieving too

aaaaaahhhh ..... i'm relaxing

Posted by: someoneagain, onemorething on April 2, 2004 04:32 PM

Damn! I miss all the fun. That's what I get for moving on April Fool's Day!

Posted by: Melissa on April 2, 2004 08:48 PM

i actually clicked off my netscape the FIRST time i came to KEANUVISION yesterday..and thought..'WTF, i mustve clicked on the wrong link'....then i opened the site again, saw KUTCHER was still there...started to point my curser to the [x]AGAIN..and it was at THAT moment..my mind caught up with me !! GEEZUZ WOMAN !! hehe

NICE JOB!!..at returning our MANN!

Posted by: Dawni on April 2, 2004 10:00 PM

i believe that i love you!

Posted by: cricri on April 3, 2004 12:29 AM

Krix, I really thought you had lost your mind. Wonderful april fool's, please dont do it again. I dont think I can take it. By the way the pic's of or MAN are awsome. Love you Ke xxxxx KEANU FOREVER.

Posted by: rhyanhan on April 3, 2004 12:40 AM

Holy Cow! I've been gone a while and come back to catch up and I find Ashton K? WTF? I thought my computer had a VIRUS! Thank God 4/1 only comes along once a year. Most excellent punk, however.

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