May 16, 2003
Very, very cool!
Go read what Keanuette's been up to!
| from inside the mind of krix at May 16, 2003 06:04 PM
This is a excellent story, thanks for posting the link Krix....
Jesus, give me a break! The chick gets all up in his face taking pictures long past a decent interval, then wonders why he doesn't want contact with her? What is it with people? What makes some yoyos think they can play him like a Ken doll? THE GUY DOESN'T OWE YOU ANYTHING - GROW UP ALREADY!
I would admire your conviction and concern more, had you not used a bogus name and email address.
While Nettie has different ways of expressing and experiencing her fandom than I mine, I do have to say that I envy her the experience of being at such a place as Cannes at such a time.
"bein nice can take you a long way"
...own your words.
Don't call other people names in my comments.
Your point loses further validity when you resort to that.
I agree with you krix - those that have something negative to say never have the balls to leave their real name or email.
I know Keanu doesn't owe me a thing. And yoyo I am not thank you very much.
What would you have done? I've waited 12 years for the opportunity.
So FCUK YOU! [sorry krix]
Okay, so here I am, first day in ages I can log in and check the news and I am greeted with this amazing story!
'Free Keanu', sorry, but you got no right to be this obnoxious. Giving an opinion, it's all right, but being rude, just plain sucks. If you gotta follow someone's example, follow Keanu's. He's never been rude in order to express what's on his mind.
I have had an opportunity to see Keanu in NYC and I regret I didn't kiss him. Truth be told, I only wanted it, if I could have a slow, wet, french kiss. Hm. ;)
And, serious, am I totally crazy or does he and Monica look just perfect together? Wow, I'm amazed!
They look PERFECT together!
I was thinking that when I was looking at all the press photos in the kiosk.
Ke and Monica do indeed look quite good together!
Well, this is a few days ago, but I just have to write it down; back off from Netty, I like her! And I also know kung-fu! :-) Pah.
thanx for the support...;)
Blockbuster Bea mysteriously vanishes - A nation in shock
From the National Explorer headquarters, Amsterdam, 05-19-03
Barely recovered from 'Keanuette in Cannes' and 'Krix's boyfriend Joel Silver secretly married to other woman', movie-fans from all over the world were shocked to find out that the famous Blockbuster Bea, -also known as 'the beauty from Brazil' or 'the Victor-ious vixen' is no longer reachable through her hotmail-adress! An indepth investigation by our star-reporter Simon Sleazebag has confirmed that the talented young actress, who was once known for putting the 'hot' in hotmail, has abandoned her mailing adress, despite still posting it. This has led various people to believe that the 'Caiperina-scandal that rocked Rio' might have caused the Samba-siren to secretly change her adress into a more unknown one. Or that she has vanished all together...
"Oh dear, she's not doing a 'Garbo' is she?" Said a stunned Ms. Rufflefeathers, after nearly choking in her tea when she recieved the news. "She's too young to retreat from the public world, and spend her days surrounded by Oscars and stale champagne... Besides, you are only entitled to do that when you have appeared in black & white movies!
Another startled reply came from Hollywood producer Joel S. "What???? She can't do that! I was just about to mail her the first version of the Matrix, part 4 -'The attack of the kissing clones', where she would star as a sexy Zionite, trying to escape a hundred evil clones of Neo!
Always willing to generate some extra publicity, he hints at a ground-breaking new movie, based on a new technology, called 'Kung-fu kissing'. "You see, after we raised the bar so high, we couldn't just resort to bullit-time anymore. So THIS time, Neo is cloned a 100 times, and this evil virus-program is trying to find new ways to weaken Zion's defence. Instead of focussing on dogding bullits, Bea will have to dogde smooches! It's all about lean lips instead of lean hips this time, and we expect the training for her and Keanu to take at least 2 years."
He also angrily denies that this part was originally written for Krix, claiming that there are 'no issues' between her, himself, his wife... and a spoon. "That's between us" he blushed, as he proceeded to call the W.brothers to inform them of the invalid email-adress.
"I wish I had send my reply to her mail when I still had the chance" sobbed another source, who blamed herself for being such a slouch. Rumor has it that the long-haired blonde starlet, who was later identified as 'Julie', was in the middle of writing a reply when she recieved the news that the NY harbor was on fire, and figured that the internationally renowned actress had other things on her mind then reading emails.
"Boohoo!" She said, as she wiped away a tear. "Now I fear I will never be in contact with her again! I can only hope that she sends me an email with her new adress, sniff" After this, the visibly shaken starlet was overwhelmed with guilt, turned to alcoholism and checked in to the Betty Snort clinic.
Next week! Part 2; Secret rendez-vous for Bea and Keanu in New york? Snubbed hair-implant commercial guy speaks out! And! An in-depth interview with the last person who has seen Bea alive, chief humpalumpasambadambaman, elder of the 'I cannot hear what you are saying because you have a plate in your lip' tribe, residing deep in the Brazillian rain-forrest!
YOU SO ROCK JULIE!
Thanx for the larf!
Hey! I MISSED IT! I went to read it, but it's gone! Any chance of someone relaying the basic point of what Keanuette was up to?
See if it's linked properly from Keanuette's blog (click her name above).
Julie, you're a scream!
OOHHHHH, Julie, you are just AMAZING! I'm not using any e-mail accounts at the moment. Been busy, father's really ill and -- shocker -- I am gettin married! :)
I miss all the fun, and I'm trying to get back on track.
I miss you too Bea! Hurry up with your account :-)
Wait... Did you say MARRIED????!!!!
Oh my god!!! Is it with who I think it is? :-D
*I don't mean Keanu, wink, wink*
Sorry to hear about your father... I hope everything will be allright! Big hug and lots of love to you!!! :-)
"dodge this" : *SSMMOOOOCCCHHH*
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