May 10, 2003
Living with The simulated One
Keanu may be well-adjusted, but SimKeanu seems to be having a little problem letting go of Neo.
So he's taken to wearing black leather and sunglasses around the house all the time.
He still manages to help out, but mopping becomes a problem when he starts swinging it around to re-enact the Burly Brawl.
I try to explain to him that it's only a movie. Simulacra, special effects and all that. He's not really Neo. But he just starts babbling about "what is truth" and Zion and I have to leave the room before he starts in about Trinity or I'm bound to smack him.
But I realize that it's just a little hard to let go...I'm sure that me playing dress-up in PVC with him doesn't help, but damn it makes me feel sexy.
OH, and The One may be able to dodge bullets, but a little kitchen fire makes him scream like a girl.
Plus, he needs to STOP answering the phone "Tank! I need an Exit!"...
...or I'm going to start taking it personally.
I suppose I'll just have to put up with it for a while. I can't stay mad at him for long. And it can get VERY interesting when he decides he 'wants to direct'.
Besides, it gives me something to blog about while I avoid all of the spoiler boards and articles.
| from inside the mind of krix at May 10, 2003 12:00 PM
girl, you are so crazy...lmao the camera in the bedroom bwahahaha
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Krix you rock!! I love the "things get very interesting when he wants to direct." :)
I think that's the funniest bit I've seen on here yet!!
You had me at the mopping.
Lol V "You had me at the mopping" - I'm with you - if he wants to mop and cook, nothing else matters.
this is one of the funniest matrix moments I've ever had!!!!!!
You really should post the link at MatrixFans.net or TLFC. Some of those guys need to take a break.
I know because I have been over there too much lately.
Thanks for the smile Krix.
that is just toooo damn funny. you rock krix :)
i'm just jealous because you get to BE Trinity...
You'd think he'd be more careful wearing PVC around fires... He'd melt his beloved jacket! :)
ROFL! Krix, that was freakin' fantabulous!! :-D
girl, I so love your sense of timing and your kick ass humor
LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!
. . . "be more careful wearing PVC around fires... He'd melt his beloved jacket! :)"
krix, I'm trying to be on good behavior, and your sims just don't help the cause at all!
Hahahahahaha, I was wondering where your Sims went! :-D lmoa at the mopping, too! And oh-la-la, that was a rather candid 'insight' in the loving development of their relationship, tee-hee! I'm getting all girlie-giggly now! ;-)
"a little kitchen fire makes him scream like a girl"
Love it, love it, love it.
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