May 10, 2003
Living with The simulated One

Keanu may be well-adjusted, but SimKeanu seems to be having a little problem letting go of Neo.

practicing his moves

So he's taken to wearing black leather and sunglasses around the house all the time.

if he'd use a towel, this wouldn't happen

He still manages to help out, but mopping becomes a problem when he starts swinging it around to re-enact the Burly Brawl.

trying the tactful approach

I try to explain to him that it's only a movie. Simulacra, special effects and all that. He's not really Neo. But he just starts babbling about "what is truth" and Zion and I have to leave the room before he starts in about Trinity or I'm bound to smack him.

there there now

But I realize that it's just a little hard to let go...I'm sure that me playing dress-up in PVC with him doesn't help, but damn it makes me feel sexy.

his souffles never fall, they catch fire, though

OH, and The One may be able to dodge bullets, but a little kitchen fire makes him scream like a girl.

at least it's not an ugly phone

Plus, he needs to STOP answering the phone "Tank! I need an Exit!"...

getting on my damn nerves

...or I'm going to start taking it personally.

but I still love him so

I suppose I'll just have to put up with it for a while. I can't stay mad at him for long. And it can get VERY interesting when he decides he 'wants to direct'.

plus my ass looks great in Trinity's outfit

Besides, it gives me something to blog about while I avoid all of the spoiler boards and articles.

simulated | from inside the mind of krix at May 10, 2003 12:00 PM .

girl, you are so crazy...lmao the camera in the bedroom bwahahaha

Posted by: kat on May 10, 2003 01:09 PM

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Krix you rock!! I love the "things get very interesting when he wants to direct." :)

Posted by: Natasha on May 10, 2003 01:40 PM

I think that's the funniest bit I've seen on here yet!!

Posted by: hoopty on May 10, 2003 01:40 PM

You had me at the mopping.

Posted by: V. on May 10, 2003 02:28 PM

Lol V "You had me at the mopping" - I'm with you - if he wants to mop and cook, nothing else matters.

Posted by: Chianti on May 10, 2003 02:52 PM

this is one of the funniest matrix moments I've ever had!!!!!!

Posted by: roxy on May 10, 2003 06:22 PM

You really should post the link at or TLFC. Some of those guys need to take a break.

I know because I have been over there too much lately.

Thanks for the smile Krix.

Posted by: Tyler on May 10, 2003 06:45 PM

that is just toooo damn funny. you rock krix :)

Posted by: laura on May 11, 2003 05:52 AM

i'm just jealous because you get to BE Trinity...

Posted by: Lori on May 11, 2003 09:17 AM

umm, sorta... ;)

Posted by: Lori on May 11, 2003 09:18 AM

You'd think he'd be more careful wearing PVC around fires... He'd melt his beloved jacket! :)

Posted by: Veshka on May 11, 2003 01:26 PM

ROFL! Krix, that was freakin' fantabulous!! :-D

Posted by: Jamie on May 11, 2003 06:43 PM

girl, I so love your sense of timing and your kick ass humor
LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: tess on May 11, 2003 08:55 PM

. . . "be more careful wearing PVC around fires... He'd melt his beloved jacket! :)"

krix, I'm trying to be on good behavior, and your sims just don't help the cause at all!
too cute!

Posted by: phoenix IX on May 12, 2003 12:11 AM

Hahahahahaha, I was wondering where your Sims went! :-D lmoa at the mopping, too! And oh-la-la, that was a rather candid 'insight' in the loving development of their relationship, tee-hee! I'm getting all girlie-giggly now! ;-)

Posted by: Julie on May 12, 2003 07:39 AM

"a little kitchen fire makes him scream like a girl"

Love it, love it, love it.

Posted by: Illusionaire on May 12, 2003 12:55 PM
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