March 16, 2003
Worst. Phone. EVER.

no way

If this is really the new Samsung Matrix phone?

I'll eat a bug.

There's no way. It's a monstrosity, and I can only imagine the poor blind, retarded and obviously insane designer is getting their revenge after being laughed out of the Samsung cafeteria by leaking these pictures.

These are Samsung phones.

If that is really "the matrix phone", Samsung is committing some sort of bizarre corporate hari-kari.

red pill | from inside the mind of krix at March 16, 2003 08:23 AM .

Krixy you do make me laugh...LOL

I'm still out on this one. I need to see it up close. It's a bit ugly looking, but if it's got neat gadgety things on it, that's ok with me...

Posted by: Keanuette on March 16, 2003 12:37 PM

LOL! It is butt ugly, maybe they will have one that is clear? That might be kinda neat.

Posted by: laura on March 16, 2003 02:19 PM

maybe they got the pictures mixed up with the Matrix Happy Meal Toy?

Posted by: @feckless on March 17, 2003 02:28 AM

oh my god, it might be true...

I reserve the right to call the worm from a bottle of mezcal a bug.

And it's still the fugliest thing I've ever seen.

Posted by: krix on March 17, 2003 01:29 PM

ugly ugly!

Posted by: deus ex machina on March 17, 2003 09:17 PM


Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: on March 18, 2003 02:16 PM

As those car commercials say: Like A Rock! A small, awkward boulder with flashy lights. Ugh - but Keanu can still make that phone look uber-sexy. He can make anything sexy...

Posted by: MulticoloredGypsy on March 22, 2003 06:54 PM

so this is where it all started, I saw the pic but neglected the details that lead you to popping worms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oy oy oy
((((((((((((((krix's tastebuds)))))))))))))))

Posted by: tess on March 23, 2003 01:08 PM

input signal>>01:You fucking cocksucking motherfuckers! If you donīt know the matrix, stay the fucking hell out of it! And take you useless fucking opinion with you! I support Larry and Andy ALL THE WAY:output signal

Posted by: Switch on October 25, 2003 10:11 AM
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