Here's what Rob Brezsny has to say this week for Keanu's sign, Virgo.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In the video for her song, "I'm Gonna Getcha Good," Virgo singer Shania Twain portrays a flying robot chased by the devil. The powers-that-be at MTV were so impressed that they awarded it "Most Demented Video by a Country Artist" for 2002. I hope that in the coming weeks the rest of you Virgos will unleash your imagination with the same fervor that Twain summoned. Not only is there no need for you to stick to humdrum traditions; your best chance at being happy and fulfilled between now and February 15 is if you think way, way outside the box.
And if any of you new-age hippy freaks would like, Rhonda found a site that has a whole natal reading of Keanu.
Here's part of it:
Sun in Virgo
How is it that people tend to associate perfectionism with you? Can it be that people think that you're essentially level- headed? Do you have a flair for statistics and analysis? Is it that you're highly selective and discriminating? What about your inquiries and examinations? Probably, you are more practical and methodical than the average person. You are not prone to brag or boast and can handle money well.
You can also have your own natal horoscope done at that site. I'm not sure about my time of birth, I'll have to call my mom to get it. If anyone does theirs, let me know how accurate you think it was.
Oh, and sorry about the "hippy" crack.