December 08, 2002
And I woke up to cat vomit all over my Doc Martens, too

thanks to wrygrass for this pic

To the person that paint-balled my car last night...

I realize it's unlikely that I will ever have the pleasure of exacting revenge on your sorry ass, but this I do know: You're a JERK.
And one day, someone is going to realize what a complete and utter fucknugget you are and they're going to teach you a lesson.
And as I wash my car today I'm going to fantasize about that lesson.
In my mind, it involves you getting shot repeatedly with those same bright pink paintballs.
Right in the crotch.

off topic | from inside the mind of krix at December 08, 2002 09:05 AM .

I should mention that this was a random thing in a parking lot, not someone out to get me.

Posted by: krix on December 8, 2002 10:24 AM

Oh my God. Mean people suck. I hope the paint gun back fires and their face is bright pink for the holidays. Sorry to hear about that :(

Posted by: Blue on December 8, 2002 10:27 AM

Mean people totally suck. At least this wasn't as bad as the time that some kid actually drew on my trunk with a green sharpie. I'm never buying a white car again.

Posted by: krix on December 8, 2002 10:33 AM

Pah. I hate it when bad things happen to nice people. Do you want me to challenge them to a duel in order to defend your honor? Eh... I mean, your car? I can already hear the whistle from the theme music of "Once upon a time in the west" playing in the background... How DARE they!

Posted by: Julie on December 8, 2002 11:44 AM

Pretty pathetic to do something so mean especially during the Christmas season.

Posted by: Tyler on December 8, 2002 12:03 PM

I'm sure that KARMA will catch up to them.

Posted by: krix on December 8, 2002 12:14 PM

Sorry to read of your troubles. I love your site, it's becoming a daily. I took the liberty of making a button so I could link you. This layout is da bomb. First Keanu layout I've seen in around 3 years, but then I didn't used to get out much...kidding. Take care.

Posted by: ~Mel on December 8, 2002 01:31 PM

Hey Mel! Thanks :)

Posted by: krix on December 8, 2002 01:48 PM

It wasn't me! Miles away! :)

Paintballs are just a no-no.

Posted by: Bea on December 8, 2002 02:24 PM

i'm sorry that someone hit your car? is it ok? are there dents and ings? fuckers! ack! it makes me amd when people do this kind of shit.

Posted by: kat on December 8, 2002 02:36 PM

No, no one hit it. They just shot it with a paintball gun. No permanent damage, Just a big pink explosion across the back and the trunk.
It's just fucking rude.

Posted by: krix on December 8, 2002 02:55 PM

Don't worry krix, they'll get theres....

Posted by: Keanuette on December 8, 2002 03:12 PM

Yeah, I'd probably be more upset if it were some kind of campaign. Still . . . it's so hard to keep things *nice* even without fucknuts with paint guns making it harder . . .

I'm sorry I wasn't there to kick his ass for you, Krix :(

Posted by: Craig on December 8, 2002 03:28 PM

or maybe your car wanted to be pink for a little while... who knows? nah, go ahead and let Craig kill the fucker...

Posted by: Lori on December 8, 2002 09:13 PM

Have no fear -- that karmas a real bitch, you know? *grin*

Posted by: Nicole on December 9, 2002 07:17 AM

I am very glad to hear there are no dents, once that boychild of mine decided to fire off 5 at my almost new fridge to see what would happen, dent, dent dent dent and damn dent. the pink did wash off. see I told you pink was evil and btw the kid has an alibi....did the cat really throw up on your docs?

Posted by: tess on December 9, 2002 04:59 PM

Horked her friskies right up. I 409'ed them immediately.

Posted by: krix on December 9, 2002 05:02 PM
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