To the person that paint-balled my car last night...
I realize it's unlikely that I will ever have the pleasure of exacting revenge on your sorry ass, but this I do know: You're a JERK.
And one day, someone is going to realize what a complete and utter fucknugget you are and they're going to teach you a lesson.
And as I wash my car today I'm going to fantasize about that lesson.
In my mind, it involves you getting shot repeatedly with those same bright pink paintballs.
Right in the crotch.
I should mention that this was a random thing in a parking lot, not someone out to get me.
Posted by: krix on December 8, 2002 10:24 AMOh my God. Mean people suck. I hope the paint gun back fires and their face is bright pink for the holidays. Sorry to hear about that :(
Posted by: Blue on December 8, 2002 10:27 AMMean people totally suck. At least this wasn't as bad as the time that some kid actually drew on my trunk with a green sharpie. I'm never buying a white car again.
Posted by: krix on December 8, 2002 10:33 AMPah. I hate it when bad things happen to nice people. Do you want me to challenge them to a duel in order to defend your honor? Eh... I mean, your car? I can already hear the whistle from the theme music of "Once upon a time in the west" playing in the background... How DARE they!
Posted by: Julie on December 8, 2002 11:44 AMPretty pathetic to do something so mean especially during the Christmas season.
Posted by: Tyler on December 8, 2002 12:03 PMI'm sure that KARMA will catch up to them.
Posted by: krix on December 8, 2002 12:14 PMSorry to read of your troubles. I love your site, it's becoming a daily. I took the liberty of making a button so I could link you. This layout is da bomb. First Keanu layout I've seen in around 3 years, but then I didn't used to get out much...kidding. Take care.
Posted by: ~Mel on December 8, 2002 01:31 PMHey Mel! Thanks :)
Posted by: krix on December 8, 2002 01:48 PMIt wasn't me! Miles away! :)
Paintballs are just a no-no.
Posted by: Bea on December 8, 2002 02:24 PMi'm sorry that someone hit your car? is it ok? are there dents and ings? fuckers! ack! it makes me amd when people do this kind of shit.
Posted by: kat on December 8, 2002 02:36 PMNo, no one hit it. They just shot it with a paintball gun. No permanent damage, Just a big pink explosion across the back and the trunk.
It's just fucking rude.
Don't worry krix, they'll get theres....
Posted by: Keanuette on December 8, 2002 03:12 PMYeah, I'd probably be more upset if it were some kind of campaign. Still . . . it's so hard to keep things *nice* even without fucknuts with paint guns making it harder . . .
I'm sorry I wasn't there to kick his ass for you, Krix :(
Posted by: Craig on December 8, 2002 03:28 PMor maybe your car wanted to be pink for a little while... who knows? nah, go ahead and let Craig kill the fucker...
Posted by: Lori on December 8, 2002 09:13 PMHave no fear -- that karmas a real bitch, you know? *grin*
Posted by: Nicole on December 9, 2002 07:17 AMI am very glad to hear there are no dents, once that boychild of mine decided to fire off 5 at my almost new fridge to see what would happen, dent, dent dent dent and damn dent. the pink did wash off. see I told you pink was evil and btw the kid has an alibi....did the cat really throw up on your docs?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Yup.
Horked her friskies right up. I 409'ed them immediately.
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