November 27, 2002
Oh, Babe

Jack B. Nimble

Thanks to batgrl, I discovered
Whenever I come across any movie site, I always look to see if they have any of Keanu's films and lo and behold, badmovies review staff came through with an amusing look at Babes in Toyland.

The funniest part of the reviews of movies "SO bad, they're almost good" is the "Things I learned from this movie" list.

- If an electric pole is knocked down it only takes out the phones.
- Mean people live in bowling balls.
- Everyone who works in a bakery wears roller skates.
- If you can't pay the rent in cash the bank will take kids.
- Not being able to blink is a serious problem when you only have one eye.
- People from Cincinnati are immune to poison gas.
- Concentrated evil should be stored in an appropriate container, specifically not something glass.
- Teddy bears are not cut out for riot control.
- Wedding vows should include the phrase "Give him a lot of fun." on general principle.
- Santa is a little Japanese man.

There's a few pics and some .wav files, too...including a snipppet if the Cincinnati song, hee!

It's that time of year, so I may have to inflict Babes on myself for the hell of it soon. I'm sure I've done something naughty recently that I need to be punished for.

cinema | from inside the mind of krix at November 27, 2002 12:38 PM .

Krix, have a happy thanksgiving!!

Posted by: kat on November 27, 2002 02:02 PM

I like Babes in Toyland.

Maybe it's the britches...LOL

Posted by: Keanuette on November 27, 2002 02:55 PM

Hey Krix, I have a request-if ya can manage it. Can we have a turkey day-nice ass shot of Keanu? It will make the day so much brighter. Happy Thanksgiving. Whinnymay

Posted by: whinnymay on November 27, 2002 05:21 PM

only one babe in toyland, far as i can tell... ah, jack...

Posted by: Lori on November 27, 2002 06:32 PM

OK.. i just saw Babes in Toyland and I need need need the lyrics to that Cincinnati song. I almost died when I heard Keanu singing such a stupid song and now I really wanted to know all the words so if some person out there sat and wrote out the words, I would appreciate it so much if you could send them to me.

Posted by: Morgan on July 25, 2003 04:34 PM
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