Blatantly stolen from Wil Wheaton, who blatantly stole it from BBSpot, and since they're friends, I expect to be hunted down and flogged. Which is OK, although in my fantasy it's actually Worf, not Wesley who....erm, I digress.
Reasons Steve from Dell Should be Fired11. Michael Dell tired of hearing "Dude you're getting a... you!"
10. Addiction to canned air becoming a real problem.
9. Was seen near the HP headquarters wearing a cow costume.
8. Too many girls are buying computers.
7. More "computer savvy" Wil Wheaton close to signing a deal.
6. Consumers feel Steve talks too high tech.
5. Bidding war with The McLaughlin Group quickly reaching stratosphere.
4. Simon Cowell thinks his performance is complete rubbish.
3. His MENSA wrap parties get too out of hand.
2. Keanu Reeves threatened identity theft lawsuit.
1. Market research show dude market completely saturated.
Exsqueeze me, but Steve "Dude, you're gettin' a Dell" guy is SO not Ted.
Any idiot can see that he's Bill.
Peasants....
it wahs | from inside the mind of krix at October 23, 2002 11:12 AM .god, krix, once again you are SO right -- Steve is his generation's Bill. maybe, just maybe Dell needs to find a new Ted to round out the deal. I mean, could Bill really have survived very long on his own?? just a thought...
Posted by: Lori on October 23, 2002 02:57 PMI don't think either of them could have survived solo for very long.
Posted by: krix on October 23, 2002 03:18 PMI don't get it. Is it an american thing...?
Posted by: Keanuette on October 24, 2002 12:20 AMLOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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