1oz. Stolichnaya Vodka
1oz. cream or milk
Pour into oversized shot glass.
Lick cream off lips suggestively after sipping.
16oz. mug of 3.2 beer
2 oz. shot of Johnny Walker Black Label scotch whiskey
Fill shot glass with whiskey.
Drop full shot glass into mug of beer. No parachute.
Drink immediately, enjoy the rush.
1 oz Bacardi 151 proof rum
1/2 oz Peach schnapps
1 oz Southern Comfort
Layer with 151 rum on top. Light on fire - Burn for 5 seconds - Blow it out and drink. Shoot the hostage.
2 parts Absolut Citron
3 parts Sprite
1 part Midori melon liqueur
Pour ingredients over ice, watch them trickle down like the Matrix code.
Tall can of cheap domestic beer.
Open by smashing it against something like your wife or girlfriend.