May 30, 2004
According to this USA Today Article, Keanu may be playing "bad golf for a good cause" next weekend (June 4-6)at the Jiffy Lube/Dennis Quaid Charity Classic in Austin, Texas
"Expected to compete in the golfing weekend are Hollywood linksters Keanu Reeves, Luke Wilson, Greg Kinnear, Frankie Muniz and Leslie Nielsen. Quaid's band The Sharks will perform with help from Don Felder of the Eagles and Fleetwood Mac's Billy Burnette. The fundraiser will also benefit three local charities – the Austin Children's Shelter, Any Baby Can and the Children's Medical Center of Central Texas."
You know, I've had a little crush on Dennis ever since Enemy Mine.
If you've been toying with the idea of skipping down to Austin to catch a glimpse of Reeves (and I know some of you have), rather than hovering around the Scanner Darkly production, why not hit the green for a good cause instead? And if you really want to get up to your elbows in celebs in plaid pants (Hello? Wilson brother alert!) then why not see about volunteering?. I'm sure Keanu could use someone to lug his clubs around. Who knows, maybe you'll even get the chance to wash his balls.
| from inside the mind of krix at May 30, 2004 09:33 AM
Fortunately I had already finished my coffee..!
nice advice, thx krix. aren‘t there rumours going around that people had been killed by getting in touch with "bad"-golfballs so far?
I like this guy, really. I would love to see him in cute oldfashioned trousers in scotish check design (not talking about golf shoes). I would love to see him while he hits magically the ball (not taking his hands out of his pockets as always). No doubt about it!
But do I want to be killed by his bad play? If he plays so bad… there is a chance… Don‘t get me wrong, it‘s not because I don‘t want to die because of a Keanus hand… nooooo,
I just don‘t want to be the one who ruins his handicap…
Wash his balls? Hmmmm ... a person doesn't get an opportunity like that very often. :)
I've liked Dennis Quaid ever since The Big Easy [he's kinda hot in this movie] and D.O.A. They DID make a cute couple [in real life too], didn't they?.
You're the only one I know to make this kinda suggestion
and get away with it...
My face muscles are still aching from the laughter
and I haven't caught my breath again yet!
Um, I'm thinking that the title of this post should maybe have been Fore Play...?
"Wash his balls" LOL
You should have put in "You get to play with Keanu's balls!" as the title. xD
About Dennis Quaid, wasn't he in the movie The Rookie? If so, he was great in that flick. ^^
Wish I lived closer to Austin, suddenly. I'd dive into the lake for those balls.
Does golf have ballgirls? You know like in baseball?
Is there a general concensus that suggests that women really like testicles?
I should think, that (somewhat) like ovaries, one would only have to cart them about for a short while before loosing all interest.
I might add that zipping up while drunk might well change your minds.
I guess I'm not a gonad guy.
Sorry Krix but its not his balls I would like to play with. As if I would ever get the chance. You realy gave me a good laugh though.
golf balls... figs... well we DO have a fig tree!!!! omg... krix rox! I mean keanu rox!!!!
oh, you know what i mean!!!!!!!
although i would love to go to austin for fun.... hhhmmmm let me think about that one...))
Dennis Quaid - really good in Frequency. Also good in person on lead guitar with his band. Hope his celeb golf tourney was a success. Should have been fun to see Keanu on the green,too! Definitely would have cheered Kanu on!
first giggle of the day, weeeeeeeeeeee I do like the way your brain works woman!
HAHAHAHAHA...lol! "wash his balls" LOL, sigh
... "wash his balls"??...thump
Oh come on...I couldn't have been the ONLY one to have seen that coming? ;)
I suppose I should be thankful krixy didn't use the "hole in one" joke I was thinking a minute ago...
Hey has anyone heard of the rules for bedroom golf? well this sounds alot like it. And i would love to wash his balls.
Cripes, I'd play with his elbows if that's all he offered. Ever suck on someone's elbows? It's not that bad, as long as they don't make any sudden moves...
*enters while wearing a glitter-dress*
*tosses a few locks of her platinum-wig back to reveal her smokey-eyes*
*struts around a bit*
*revealing lots of leg & cleavage*
*licks her pouty red lips*
*grabs microphone in a suggestive way*
"Happy birthday tooo you...."
*squirms and wiggles*
"Happy birthday tooo you...."
*moans some more, but in an innocent way, of course*
"Happy birthday Mr. preside... Ehm, dear Niobe..."
Happy birthday to YOOOOOUUUUUU!
PS: You shouldn't drop the fact that you have the same Bday as Marlyn Monroe on me unexpectedly, without giving me any real time to prepare, LOL! I'm all 'a-flutter' now :-D
Herzlich gluckwunsh!!!!!!!! *smooooooooooooooooooooocccccccccccccccccchhhh*
Gesundheit. :D *offers Julie a tissue*
;) What? I'm just kidding, angel! ACK, stop hitting!
Lol, you'd just be glad I didn't write a German poem as I planned to do, and just opted for 2 words instead :-)
Because that would sound even more like 'hairball coughing' when I pronounce it ;-D
Niobe, are you awake yet? :-) I was hoping you'd check early as you sometimes do. Either way, I'm going to sleep now, I'm exhausted after working all night *yawn*
And where is Krix? I miss you! *sniffle*
Hope you had a good memorial day, without any, ehm, dirty balls that required washing *yuck* ;-D
*sniffle* Touching Julie!...that's just touching. Happy Birthday Niobe!
...it's so exciting Niobe...it simply knocks my sox off...it's why I can't wait to know...it's simply driving me crazy with anticipation!...and I'm afraid I'm not very patient LOL!...when can we celebrate???!!!
*hangs head in shame* Krix...are we driving you crazy yet?...do you need a holiday to recover from the holiday LOL!
Thank you so much, MariLie! and the rest of the bunch!
Unfortunately I had to leave very early today for work and only just got home...
and I couldn't even risk a sideways glance to this place
but now I'm happy to be here, it's so kind of you
Well, it's a good thing I didn't stay up then, otherwise I had been looking like a right fool, sitting here for hours in my glitter-dress, LOL!
Happy bday again sweety :-)
Marilyn Monroe...I love it. Leave it to our clever Julie!
...too bad, I'd have liked to see you in a dress like that, Julie!...
It can't be any worse than my game. I'm happy to shoot under 200. I wonder if we'll be treated to his loud swearing a la Matrix. Is it just me, or does the room suddenly heat up when he swears?
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