May 30, 2004

his GOLF balls, you pervs

According to this USA Today Article, Keanu may be playing "bad golf for a good cause" next weekend (June 4-6)at the Jiffy Lube/Dennis Quaid Charity Classic in Austin, Texas

"Expected to compete in the golfing weekend are Hollywood linksters Keanu Reeves, Luke Wilson, Greg Kinnear, Frankie Muniz and Leslie Nielsen. Quaid's band The Sharks will perform with help from Don Felder of the Eagles and Fleetwood Mac's Billy Burnette. The fundraiser will also benefit three local charities – the Austin Children's Shelter, Any Baby Can and the Children's Medical Center of Central Texas."

You know, I've had a little crush on Dennis ever since Enemy Mine.

If you've been toying with the idea of skipping down to Austin to catch a glimpse of Reeves (and I know some of you have), rather than hovering around the Scanner Darkly production, why not hit the green for a good cause instead? And if you really want to get up to your elbows in celebs in plaid pants (Hello? Wilson brother alert!) then why not see about volunteering?. I'm sure Keanu could use someone to lug his clubs around. Who knows, maybe you'll even get the chance to wash his balls.

media spot | from inside the mind of krix at May 30, 2004 09:33 AM .


You're terrible...

Posted by: Keanuette on May 30, 2004 10:01 AM


Fortunately I had already finished my coffee..!

Posted by: Nudel on May 30, 2004 10:32 AM

nice advice, thx krix. aren‘t there rumours going around that people had been killed by getting in touch with "bad"-golfballs so far?

I like this guy, really. I would love to see him in cute oldfashioned trousers in scotish check design (not talking about golf shoes). I would love to see him while he hits magically the ball (not taking his hands out of his pockets as always). No doubt about it!

But do I want to be killed by his bad play? If he plays so bad… there is a chance… Don‘t get me wrong, it‘s not because I don‘t want to die because of a Keanus hand… nooooo,

I just don‘t want to be the one who ruins his handicap…

Posted by: creezy on May 30, 2004 10:43 AM

Wash his balls? Hmmmm ... a person doesn't get an opportunity like that very often. :)

I've liked Dennis Quaid ever since The Big Easy [he's kinda hot in this movie] and D.O.A. They DID make a cute couple [in real life too], didn't they?.

Posted by: sta-cie on May 30, 2004 01:10 PM

OMG, Krix!
You're the only one I know to make this kinda suggestion
and get away with it...

My face muscles are still aching from the laughter
and I haven't caught my breath again yet!

Posted by: Niobe on May 30, 2004 01:48 PM

Um, I'm thinking that the title of this post should maybe have been Fore Play...?

Posted by: Melissa on May 30, 2004 02:43 PM

"Wash his balls" LOL

You should have put in "You get to play with Keanu's balls!" as the title. xD

About Dennis Quaid, wasn't he in the movie The Rookie? If so, he was great in that flick. ^^

Posted by: Jonna on May 30, 2004 02:59 PM

Wish I lived closer to Austin, suddenly. I'd dive into the lake for those balls.

Posted by: Smit too on May 30, 2004 03:04 PM

Does golf have ballgirls? You know like in baseball?

Posted by: tyler on May 30, 2004 03:43 PM

Is there a general concensus that suggests that women really like testicles?

I should think, that (somewhat) like ovaries, one would only have to cart them about for a short while before loosing all interest.

I might add that zipping up while drunk might well change your minds.

I guess I'm not a gonad guy.

Posted by: V. on May 30, 2004 06:12 PM

Sorry Krix but its not his balls I would like to play with. As if I would ever get the chance. You realy gave me a good laugh though.

Posted by: rhyanhan on May 30, 2004 06:48 PM

Can he even play golf?

Posted by: Zen on May 30, 2004 07:04 PM

golf balls... figs... well we DO have a fig tree!!!! omg... krix rox! I mean keanu rox!!!!
oh, you know what i mean!!!!!!!

Posted by: wanda on May 30, 2004 07:16 PM

although i would love to go to austin for fun.... hhhmmmm let me think about that one...))

Posted by: wanda on May 30, 2004 11:05 PM

Dennis Quaid - really good in Frequency. Also good in person on lead guitar with his band. Hope his celeb golf tourney was a success. Should have been fun to see Keanu on the green,too! Definitely would have cheered Kanu on!

Posted by: phoenix IX on May 31, 2004 05:45 AM

first giggle of the day, weeeeeeeeeeee I do like the way your brain works woman!

Posted by: tess on May 31, 2004 10:36 AM! "wash his balls" LOL, sigh

... "wash his balls"??...thump

Posted by: cornflakes on May 31, 2004 02:57 PM

Oh come on...I couldn't have been the ONLY one to have seen that coming? ;)

I suppose I should be thankful krixy didn't use the "hole in one" joke I was thinking a minute ago...

Posted by: Mikey2 on May 31, 2004 03:27 PM

Hey has anyone heard of the rules for bedroom golf? well this sounds alot like it. And i would love to wash his balls.

Posted by: Allison on May 31, 2004 04:37 PM

Cripes, I'd play with his elbows if that's all he offered. Ever suck on someone's elbows? It's not that bad, as long as they don't make any sudden moves...

Posted by: Smit too on May 31, 2004 08:12 PM


Posted by: shelz on May 31, 2004 08:45 PM

*enters while wearing a glitter-dress*

*tosses a few locks of her platinum-wig back to reveal her smokey-eyes*

*struts around a bit*

*revealing lots of leg & cleavage*

*licks her pouty red lips*

*bats eyelashes*

*grabs microphone in a suggestive way*

"Happy birthday tooo you...."
*squirms and wiggles*

"Happy birthday tooo you...."
*soft baby-woman'voice*

"Happy birthday..."
*moans some more, but in an innocent way, of course*

"Happy birthday Mr. preside... Ehm, dear Niobe..."

Happy birthday to YOOOOOUUUUUU!

PS: You shouldn't drop the fact that you have the same Bday as Marlyn Monroe on me unexpectedly, without giving me any real time to prepare, LOL! I'm all 'a-flutter' now :-D

Herzlich gluckwunsh!!!!!!!! *smooooooooooooooooooooocccccccccccccccccchhhh*

Posted by: Julie! on May 31, 2004 10:21 PM

Gesundheit. :D *offers Julie a tissue*

;) What? I'm just kidding, angel! ACK, stop hitting!

Posted by: Mikey2 on May 31, 2004 10:36 PM

Lol, you'd just be glad I didn't write a German poem as I planned to do, and just opted for 2 words instead :-)
Because that would sound even more like 'hairball coughing' when I pronounce it ;-D

Niobe, are you awake yet? :-) I was hoping you'd check early as you sometimes do. Either way, I'm going to sleep now, I'm exhausted after working all night *yawn*

And where is Krix? I miss you! *sniffle*
Hope you had a good memorial day, without any, ehm, dirty balls that required washing *yuck* ;-D

Posted by: Julie! on May 31, 2004 11:40 PM

*sniffle* Touching Julie!...that's just touching. Happy Birthday Niobe!'s so exciting simply knocks my sox's why I can't wait to's simply driving me crazy with anticipation!...and I'm afraid I'm not very patient LOL!...when can we celebrate???!!!

*hangs head in shame* Krix...are we driving you crazy yet? you need a holiday to recover from the holiday LOL!

Posted by: shelz on June 1, 2004 05:31 AM

Thank you so much, MariLie! and the rest of the bunch!
Unfortunately I had to leave very early today for work and only just got home...
and I couldn't even risk a sideways glance to this place
but now I'm happy to be here, it's so kind of you

Posted by: Niobe on June 1, 2004 11:28 AM


Well, it's a good thing I didn't stay up then, otherwise I had been looking like a right fool, sitting here for hours in my glitter-dress, LOL!

Happy bday again sweety :-)

Posted by: Julie! on June 1, 2004 02:17 PM

Marilyn Monroe...I love it. Leave it to our clever Julie!

Posted by: shelz on June 1, 2004 04:08 PM

...too bad, I'd have liked to see you in a dress like that, Julie!...

Posted by: Niobe on June 1, 2004 09:24 PM



It can't be any worse than my game. I'm happy to shoot under 200. I wonder if we'll be treated to his loud swearing a la Matrix. Is it just me, or does the room suddenly heat up when he swears?

Posted by: Tabitha on June 2, 2004 07:36 AM
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