Yes, I have too much free time.
Luckily, I have s!ms. You knew it was just a matter of time before I inflicted my own version of the "Simulated Love of Keanu and Krix" on you, right?
Put me in a purple bikini and I'm just the social butterfly. We just moved in (Keanu's off swimming) and already we have guests!
After his swim, Keanu does a little reading. I hope he's studying cooking because I worked too long on the interior decorating to have it wrecked by fire.
I don't know who you are, guy. But I obviously need a drink before I make small talk with you.
Finally got rid of the pushy neighbors and frankly, I need some "me time".
I immediately get naked and hop in the vibrating bed. Whoo-hoo!
Ex-squeeze me? Dude, there's a naked girl in your bed and you're playing guitar? Typical...
A girl has needs.
Apparently, servicing those needs does not fall within Servo the Robot's job description. He did manage to make the other side of the bed without waking me, though, so I guess he'll be spared the scrap heap for a while.
Keanu's finally ready for bed, but he gets all pissy. I must be sleeping on his side.
Whatever, jerk. Ignore me while I'm naked? Sleep in the chair for all I care. I'm busy dreaming about fast cars.
That's right, make your own damn breakfast, too.
(I'm a little miffed this morning and things are tense.)
We finally manage to have a civil meal, though. Had a little talk, but he still left the mess for me to clean up. Grrrr!
After walking on eggshells most of the morning, we go have fun.
Finally, a truce and some real conversation in the hot tub.
I like planes. Keanu doesn't like boats. God, this is boring.
Why won't he make a move?
I finally get desperate and show him one of my many talents. Yay for hand/eye coordination! Keanu claps his hands in delight. It's working.
After my display of juggling prowess, some flirtation goes on. Screen shots don't capture it well but it's really cute.
Keanu finally succumbs to my charms and produces a gift!
Hmm, aren't Tiffany boxes supposed to be blue?
No matter, He's charmed his way back into my heart.
Voila! We have a love connection!
Yay! I don't know about you, but I can't wait to see what's next....simulation | from inside the mind of krix at October 07, 2002 02:29 PM