Top Ten signs that your email buddy isn't really Keanu

10. Says he “discovered” you on a message board, chat room or newsgroup.

9. Email address is IamKeanu@hotmail,
ChuckSpidena@yahoo, or anything@AOL.

8. Forwards you links, jokes and chain email.

7. I.M.’s you with “what’s up, chicken butt?”

6. Quote from Hamlet in sig line.

5. Tells you that playing with Dogstar “R0X0R$”.

4. One word: EMOTICONS :o)

3. Asks you to send him homemade porn.

2. Actually types out the word “WHOA”.

...and the number one sign that your email buddy isn't really Keanu :

1. After a long day of working on The Matrix Reloaded, he has time to email YOU.